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genessia2018-09-24 01:05 am
ewww_mortals) wrote in genessia2018-09-24 01:05 am
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A: Zamasu vs. The Hologram: Bad Lifechoices
[The look on Zamasu's face is one between surprise, annoyance and confusion when he makes his way outside of The Bay. After he has checked the items inside the box he cannot make any other conclusion that someone is expecting him to live here for a while.
As if he were a mortal's equal.
At first he thought that Gowasu wanted to test him. That the old man thought it would be a good lesson for him to stay amongst mortals so he could understand them better. But alas, even something aggravating like that is not as horrible as the truth.
Kidnapping.
So allow him to glower at the yapping mortal on that hologram because, honestly, that is downright sinful. And he is not the type of god who takes kindly to the sins of mortals. And especially not when said sins are aimed at his godly person. Gods are above mortals to begin with.
And anyone can see how his right hand starts to glow all up until the moment it has the shape of a sword. He is quite ready to destroy this mortal and the thing she calls 'Schnee Company'. Whether if it is a good idea? Probably not.]
B: Flying around, trying to get home, finds Everglade instead
[Zamasu thought he had mastered the art of teleportation. Well, if he did it sure is not working here. And flying around at high speed is not making things any better for him. There are just cities and smaller towns. All tell-tale signs of advanced mortal life.
Absolutely disgusting.
Finally he lands on the rooftop of a higher building that stands in one of the smaller towns. It is getting dark outside and the streets seem to get foggier with every second that passes. It is the most quiet town he has seen so far and finally he decides to jump down, landing on his feet with absolute ease.
Zamasu finds it difficult to sense anything and for a moment he just stands there, looking around himself…]
[The look on Zamasu's face is one between surprise, annoyance and confusion when he makes his way outside of The Bay. After he has checked the items inside the box he cannot make any other conclusion that someone is expecting him to live here for a while.
As if he were a mortal's equal.
At first he thought that Gowasu wanted to test him. That the old man thought it would be a good lesson for him to stay amongst mortals so he could understand them better. But alas, even something aggravating like that is not as horrible as the truth.
Kidnapping.
So allow him to glower at the yapping mortal on that hologram because, honestly, that is downright sinful. And he is not the type of god who takes kindly to the sins of mortals. And especially not when said sins are aimed at his godly person. Gods are above mortals to begin with.
And anyone can see how his right hand starts to glow all up until the moment it has the shape of a sword. He is quite ready to destroy this mortal and the thing she calls 'Schnee Company'. Whether if it is a good idea? Probably not.]
B: Flying around, trying to get home, finds Everglade instead
[Zamasu thought he had mastered the art of teleportation. Well, if he did it sure is not working here. And flying around at high speed is not making things any better for him. There are just cities and smaller towns. All tell-tale signs of advanced mortal life.
Absolutely disgusting.
Finally he lands on the rooftop of a higher building that stands in one of the smaller towns. It is getting dark outside and the streets seem to get foggier with every second that passes. It is the most quiet town he has seen so far and finally he decides to jump down, landing on his feet with absolute ease.
Zamasu finds it difficult to sense anything and for a moment he just stands there, looking around himself…]
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It seems it is some sort of teleportation technique similar to the one he uses. And wow, what is with the casual attitude? Zamasu takes a step back, frowning deeply.]
Do not greet me as if I were your equal, mortal.
[Ugh, disgusting.]
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Pleased to make your accounting! I hope you can forgive my transactions!
[...Well, that's enough of that. Relaxing, Goku looks at Zamasu's outfit, pretending to be unfamiliar with the person before him.]
You're a Kai, right? You dress like the one from my universe! You're a lot stronger, though.
oh god, goku pls
That is not...
[He is not even trying...]
And you are a filthy mortal who lacks every form of respect! [Another step back. Really, there cannot be enough steps back!] That is not the way you should address a god!
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Well, all of that fancy stuff's a bit too complicated for me, anyways. So what're ya up to? [That seems like a harmless enough question, in Goku's mind - he just hopes this doesn't lead to a long rant about 'justice', 'foolish mortals', or all of that other stuff that Zamasu keeps talking about.]
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Do not speak to me as if we share a bond. [He really has no idea why this mortal chooses to be so careless in his approach.]
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Dunno what the big deal is, but okay! Do you need help with findin' anything? If not, I guess I'll get goin'!