2nd Case File - [ Anonymous Text ] - how to date your own girlfriend

[insanguinated]

If you were fake-dating someone for work and you wanted to stop fake-dating
and start real dating but you weren't sure the other person was interested
how would you go about it?

Asking hypothetically. For a friend.

Comments

Re: non anonymous text

[hellorhighwater]

having a fake relationship is already stupid man

WHY WOULD YOU FAKE THAT

ITS INSANE

listen have you ever fake kissed her or fake cozied up to her or whatever it is you do when you fake a relationship

Re: non anonymous text [PRIVATE]

[insanguinated]

Because we wanted to get off the grid but have each
others' backs. Made living together a good choice. We were
moving around a lot. Claiming to be a young married couple
was working for us. Now it's just...

Driving me insane. No fake kissing or fake cozying. But I'm
crazy about her. And she gets pissed at me when I
hang out with my female friends. Says it sends the message I'm
not really into her and the girls should
know better since they think we're actually dating.

Seriously considering just kissing her and seeing what happens.

Re: non anonymous text [PRIVATE]

[hellorhighwater]

which was gonna be my suggestion

idiot fucktard

seriously take it from someone who did that with his beating heart in the girls fucking hand

if youre that crazy about her itll be worth it even if she rejects you

at least you got a taste man

and if she dumps you come by the drunken monkey in fayren sometime

ask for neil

first four rounds will be my treat

Re: non anonymous text [PRIVATE]

[insanguinated]

you always call people names then offer them drinks?

name's Sam.

Doubt she'll dump me because it's not her style. More likely make my life a living hell for a month and then pretend it never happened.

Re: non anonymous text [PRIVATE]

[hellorhighwater]

only smart guys that act like morons

so youre obviously a smart guy

sign of respect and shit

good to know you sam

and that in my world would be a good omen

the dragon shifters believe that the purest love is the one that simply exists

it doesnt have to be returned

so if you dig her just keep digging her

the gods may show you favor

Re: non anonymous text [PRIVATE]

[insanguinated]

interesting philosophy. I see where it's coming from.

not sure I'm that crazy about her yet, but I guess I won't know until I try.