2nd Case File - [ Anonymous Text ] - how to date your own girlfriend

[insanguinated]

If you were fake-dating someone for work and you wanted to stop fake-dating
and start real dating but you weren't sure the other person was interested
how would you go about it?

Asking hypothetically. For a friend.

Comments

[frankensteinian]

I'd like to see you try.

[insanguinated]

Wow.

Dude, chill.

[frankensteinian]

Because there's something funny about killing people?

[insanguinated]

It's a really common joke. It implies we're spies.

[frankensteinian]

It's still not particularly amusing.

[insanguinated]

It was sideways answer to your question.

[frankensteinian]

So you are spies.

[insanguinated]

Another useful joke: I can neither confirm nor deny that.

We're not. But there are good reasons for us to be undercover.

[frankensteinian]

What reason would you have for that other than being spies?

[insanguinated]

Thanks, dude. But if you don't have any advice, I think
we're done here.

[frankensteinian]

Have you considered mentioning that you want to stop fake-dating and start real-dating?

[insanguinated]

She's very professional.

[frankensteinian]

And that means she's against dating?

[insanguinated]

[ This guy is so out of touch, Sam's just done. He's not even sure why he's kept answering him so long. ]

Yeah, thanks anyway. Have a good night.