[Video] (AU Event) / [Action] Anywhere

[never_go_back]

[Video]

[The feed starts with a shot of light blue material with red flower print. The person steps back enough to reveals herself to be a very tanned Kodachi Kuno, adorn in a hawaiian dress, with a violet lei about her neck and sandals on her feet. She currently has her hair down, though wears a huge hibiscus furcellatus in her hair.

Behind her is both a stool and a poorly drawn backdrop of a sandy island, and once she steps back enough to sit upon it, she picks up a ukelele, then proceeds to sing as she plays.]

o/~ Machadaynu Machadaynu, Machadaynu Daynu Daynu. Machadaynu Machadaynu Machadaynu Daynu Daynu.

Machadame Dabatetrung Dabatetro Tetro Tet-

[Kodachi glances to the screen.]

Oh! Aloha, I never saw you dere! Dis be your Vice-Principal speaking, dat is fo say da name is Vice Principal Kodachi Kuno! <3 [Winku!] A pleasure to meet ya.

I gotta say, dis Genessia is a lovely place ya got dere but ya know, dis kinda place is a little.. 'Rowdy', don't ya tink? But lucky for ya kiddies, I have just da rule fo keepin ya from becomin bad little boys and girls!

[Kodachi tosses the ukele aside, (followed by a pained 'roowwl!' of a nearby cat) and jazzhands until a pair of scissors appears in one, hair clippers in the other. She stands on one foot, taking some sort of strange martial arts stance.]

Startin' today, da girls get da bowl cuts, and da boys get da buzz cuts, a snip snip *hooh!* and a clip clip *hah!*, free of charge!

[Her stance returns to normal, then glances upward a moment as if trying to recollect something, when suddenly confetti rains down from the sky, several dancers sashay and twirl about the girl along with some fire jugglers and others carrying umbrella drinks.]

Oho! I complete forgot it be party time! For dose dat understand my admittadly complicated rules, come on down to da Bay! And all you confused little kiddies, doncha worry, I find ya and explain one on' one!

A hui hui!

(OOC: I apologize for butchered hawaiian pidgin. As for the song Kodachi's singing, it's this. Anyone who wants to be harassed just leave a tag with whatever location their muse is at in the subject line.)

Comments

[never_go_back]

[Kodachi jabs her pointer finger at the screen as she yells at the top of her lungs.]

GET YO HEAD STRAIGHT, GIRL!!!

[Huff.. Huff!]

What you mean strange?? Da bowl cut be traditional! It be simple, yet elegant and da greatest beauty comes out when streamlined!

'You say somethin wrong'?? You spit in da face of art and tradition, girl!

[xroyal_bratx]

[ Ishtar stared at her like she was somewhat crazy or something like that. She's not sure. she tilted her head. ]

Uhh...I'm pretty sure my head is screwed in correctly.

[ She laughed briefly. ]

...Right. Well, bowl cuts are natural where I cam from....er... right, sorry?

*cough* I'm here

[never_go_back]

[Kodachi stares at the screen, clearly not the slightest bit amused. There is simply uncomfortable silence that is held for about twenty seconds or so, along with judgemental staring.

However after that she raises her hand to her chin and nods.]

Mnn, all right, apology accepted. 'Natural'..

It do sound like you come from a pretty good place, I gotta say. Where you from?

sure it's cool XD

[xroyal_bratx]

[ Ishtar doesn't seem like she's too worried since the girl didn't look too threatening to her or anything. She's just yelling at her and stuff like that. ]

Yeah...right.

Uh...a place called Pheliosta. It's the world I came from. I've spent another four or so years in a place called Facility before this.

[never_go_back]

Pheliosta, eh? All right, I be sure to give dat place a visit an' make everyone dere my new bruddas and sistas! Connected by da love of de one true art, yeah!

[Kodachi v-signs, now in a much better (and even excited!) mood. Now, she doesn't know what 'Facility' is, and she doesn't really care since it clearly does not share the same love for haircuts!]

So, hey, enough wit da small talk and let's cut to da chase- how about you drop by for a lil' cut?

[xroyal_bratx]

Yeah... if you can move around worlds... or something.

[ something like that. She's seriously sounds like she's drunk but Ishtar doesn't comment any further since she looked like the type of person that would easily get offended. ]

...Eh?? Ah... no thanks. It's not really my style.

[never_go_back]

Tch, maybe I can!

[Smart alec girl. Kodachi will pierce reality! .. Somehow.]

In fact, mebbe I will! I tink you betta come down here an' I show you how I be doin' it or you be missin' it!

[xroyal_bratx]

U-Uh no thanks.

[ No seriously no. She's not cutting her hair so leave it alone woman! ]

I'll pass, really. I think someone else might be more interested than me.

Sorry! I live! Gonna wrap this up. orz

[never_go_back]

Tsk.. Fine.

[There isn't much she can do about it; it's not like she knows where this girl is after all.]

I guess you're right, dough, so I be goin' along me way. Do me a favor and be sure to tell yo friends about me services, okie dokie?

that's fine!

[xroyal_bratx]

Y-Yeah ahah.

[ She laughed nervously. ]

Ah... okaaaay I'll let them know.

[ nervous laughter. ]

[never_go_back]

[Kodachi doesn't end the feed right away, there's something about that laugh that makes her a liiiiittle doubtful the other girl will keep her word. Her eyes narrow in a judging manner, then raises her fingers in a 'v', points to her own eyes, then points to Ishtar. In the screen, of course.

She's got her eyes on you, pal.

Then she ends the feed.]