Scares for the Haunted House, but not too scary. Stuff that is accessible to as many people as possible, regardless of species -- so far we can't let vampires go through the Haunted House, though most are pretty forgiving about it given the restaurant next door. Oh! And we need under 16 year olds for our cuddle cafe testing. And someone who can test out electronics and make sure they're kid-proof safe -- 'onestly, that's my favorite part of the job! I did it with my Dad's Torchwood, and it's the one thing I know without fail I can do but Jack and the Doctor can't.

But I need more free time. Both Doctors and Jack get on my case about working too hard.

And we need someone to help run interference with L3 and act as a liaison for androids.

And we need someone to test and promote things like cell phone apps for speech to text or games. And Vitex. I wish my Dad was here for that. Ah that might be a little out of your expertise, but we need someone who can help taste weird flavors to decide if it's any good.