Failed Anon Post (thank that computer virus) Day 2 of virus

[justicereigns]

Follow-up to that guy asking about lamps. What is an actually GOOD present to give women instead? And not a cliche, so nothing like flowers or chocolates. But still gets across romantic intentions. First chucklefuck to suggest condoms gets thrown in the lake until it freezes over. Romantic, not dipshit. Also how soon is too soon to call? Like seriously.

Asking for a friend.

Unrelated, if someone was going to run for a Guardian position, what would you want from them other than experience, strength, and competency? Is being good with a people always a prerequisite, or is that just what makes you popular?

Also asking for a friend.

[The friend is probably him both times :\]

Comments

[justicereigns]

Absolutely.

[myfayevalentine]

Perfect. Then I'll see you soon, Tiger.

[justicereigns]

Yup. That one's definitely my favorite.

[myfayevalentine]

Then I'll keep it.

[justicereigns]

Does that mean you'll keep me too? Or am I keeping you?

[myfayevalentine]

Honey, nobody keeps me... So looks like I'm keeping you.

[justicereigns]

Yeah? All right good. I like that too. Although it makes me feel like I've got an invisible leash on too, I'll let you tug it.

[myfayevalentine]

*Nooo. Stopstop. Faye is trying to be good but this undoes all of that and brings out the blushes*

Well... If I'm going to keep you you do need to be tamed...

*StopFayestop*

[justicereigns]

You've got a hard road ahead of you, Sexy. Not even the entirety of the marines could do that.

[myfayevalentine]

Lucky for you I'm a stubborn girl...

[justicereigns]

Very lucky. You'll need to get some of it to rub off on you though. You'll need it. Wild Dog is another thing I've been called.

[myfayevalentine]

Wild Dog?

*She finds that too funny, but she's good and she doesn't laugh*

Then I guess I need to figure which is more appropriate...

[justicereigns]

[That's okay, he loves her laugh.]

Either way, you won't be able to tame me. Like pinning down a cloud.

[myfayevalentine]

Huh? Oh well. Might as well give up now, then. No point you coming round this week after all then...

*Yeah, she can be a real pain when she's joking sometimes*

[justicereigns]

[Ear flicks.] I didn't say I wouldn't make it fun for you to try.

[myfayevalentine]

Well... if you promise it'll be fun...

[justicereigns]

The most fun. You'll never get bored with me.

[myfayevalentine]

And there is your challenge...because I don't have much of an attention span...

[justicereigns]

Pretty sure I can deliver on that easier than flowers.

[myfayevalentine]

Oooh. Well, look who's cocky now, hm?

[justicereigns]

I said bored, I didn't say you wouldn't want to slap me though. But I've been bracing for a slap five or eight times already, and I've been wrong on all of them, so what do I know?

[myfayevalentine]

So sorry to disappoint...

*Still, if he had been anybody else, he probably would have had plenty of slaps by now*

But maybe I'm saving it up for a really good one.

[justicereigns]

Well, now I'm actually scared. The force of all the slaps I've earned so far alone could probably level me. Add in any more and well...

[myfayevalentine]

Ssh. You havent done anything to deserve even one...yet.

*Oh she is so funny, isn't she? ...? No*

[justicereigns]

[Snorts! He has so! He knows it!] I'm going to plead leniency in lieu of payment in the form of -- well you can decide, but I'm pretty sure you know what I'm thinking.