Failed Anon Post (thank that computer virus) Day 2 of virus

[justicereigns]

Follow-up to that guy asking about lamps. What is an actually GOOD present to give women instead? And not a cliche, so nothing like flowers or chocolates. But still gets across romantic intentions. First chucklefuck to suggest condoms gets thrown in the lake until it freezes over. Romantic, not dipshit. Also how soon is too soon to call? Like seriously.

Asking for a friend.

Unrelated, if someone was going to run for a Guardian position, what would you want from them other than experience, strength, and competency? Is being good with a people always a prerequisite, or is that just what makes you popular?

Also asking for a friend.

[The friend is probably him both times :\]

Comments

Fail anon

[demonofbadluck]

Did you try it already or something?

Fail anon

[justicereigns]

[Triple checks his anon before giving up. It's not happening today.]

A pirate stole my heart, physically, not metaphorically; swapped me and my subordinate's bodies, but then protected my heart against another pair of pirates, so I owed him. There's nothing tetchier than that.

Re: Fail anon

[demonofbadluck]

What kind of world do you live on to survive something like that?

Re: Fail anon

[justicereigns]

I'm not sure what its name is, we just call it the world. It's the one with the Grand Line, Red Line, 4 Blues, and devil fruits. So far those things seem to be unique to it.

Re: Fail anon

[demonofbadluck]

Yeeep. Those are unique because I've never heard of them until now. I've heard the word devil, but that's a different meaning.

But still an interesting world where you can live not having a heart. I mean... you can be heartless but not literally usually from what I've seen.

Re: Fail anon

[justicereigns]

The heart's still there, it's just beating outside, in a box cordoned off by the surgeon's devil fruit power.

Shadows are the same way. If the shadow devil fruit user steals your shadow, you can survive without it, but you can't enter the light, and he can use the shadow to his will.

Trafalgar Law's powers were not exclusively heart based, he's a surgeon. He could also fuse animal parts to humans and other things.

I think he threatened to stick my head on a trashcan for a week if I didn't stop fighting with him about something. I forget what right now. Probably to do with my second in command, Tashigi however. He had hired her as his secretary when they were both still here.

Re: Fail anon

[demonofbadluck]

Didn't know shadows could do things like that. I just believe they are either there or not.

[He doesn't pay much attention to his shadow to know anything.]

But never the less sounds like your world was awfully interesting. Probably one of the most that I have heard of so far admittedly. Even counting the one I am from.