Failed Anon Post (thank that computer virus) Day 2 of virus

[justicereigns]

Follow-up to that guy asking about lamps. What is an actually GOOD present to give women instead? And not a cliche, so nothing like flowers or chocolates. But still gets across romantic intentions. First chucklefuck to suggest condoms gets thrown in the lake until it freezes over. Romantic, not dipshit. Also how soon is too soon to call? Like seriously.

Asking for a friend.

Unrelated, if someone was going to run for a Guardian position, what would you want from them other than experience, strength, and competency? Is being good with a people always a prerequisite, or is that just what makes you popular?

Also asking for a friend.

[The friend is probably him both times :\]

Comments

[hotstreak]

Looks like it worked out for you.

[justicereigns]

Yeah! Somehow. She's way too damn good for the likes of me and everyone but her knows it.

[hotstreak]

You've got it bad. Just keep showing her how much you like her and you'll probably be fine.

[justicereigns]

Unless I smother her. That'd be worse.

[hotstreak]

Well, yeah. Don't be clingy. No one likes clingy except for weird clingy people.

[He is so helpful.]