1 giant step [Video]

[master_makarov]

[There's almost a deep rumbling sigh from Makarov, a sigh that sounds like it's a little too big to be coming from a man his size. However when he speaks, holding the pamphlets in his hand, there's no sign of that booming rumble from mere moments ago.]

Alright... I won't pretend this isn't a surprise, but I'm not about to run around screaming like a headless chicken.

[Do headless chickens even scream?]

As well as I can see it, I've been dragged to another dimension, by forces beyond immediate comprehension, and I'm certainly not the only one. Knowing my guild, there's probably a dozen of you who got dragged here before I ever did, and caused all sorts of trouble. Rather then hunt each of you down to find out what kind of mischief you've been up to, I'd like a roll call for all Fairy Tail members... and I suppose anyone from Magnolia as well since there's no telling how many other worlds people have been dragged from.

If anyone needs me... I'll be checking to see if any of the local bars need a bartender for the time being.

Edit: Ugh... looks like I've been unanimously voted back into office as Fairy Tail's Guildmaster everyone.

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[Video]

[explodewiththerage]

[Surely you recognize this mug that calls you almost immediately.]

GRAMPS!!!

[master_makarov]

[Okay, he shouldn't be surprised in the slightest, but he can't help but laugh about the fact that the most explosive firecracker is the first to reply.]

Hahaha, good to see you too Natsu! I can see the city is still standing, so I trust that you've been at least keeping a bit of a reign on things?

[Excuse him a moment, just checking off Natsu on his list]

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[fairytails]

[ COULD IT BE? ARE HER EYES DECEIVING HER!? ]

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[fairytails]

[ Yes! This is perfect!

Okay, now Mavis, compose yourself, and...... ]

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[fairytails]

[ ...and she already turned on the video feed, didn't she?

/ahem

She tries not to look too eager. And fails. ]

It's good to see you, Ninth!

[Video]

[crash_mage]

[Have a chuckle.]

Well you certainly caught on faster than I did. See, this is why you're the master, Master.

[Video]

[master_makarov]

...

And I see you're just as big a headache as ever Gildarts.

[He needs those walls dammit, it gets cold! And he's got brittle old man bones!

Makarov just facepalms, already accepting his lot in life to be doomed to be master till the day he dies... or worse, for all eternity even after death.]

Please tell me you at least tried to look after things in my absence?

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[celestial_wizard]

Master Makarov!

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[master_makarov]

Zzzz

[Sorry Lucy, but between Mavis, Gildarts, and Natsu... Makarov is already feeling exhausted... give him a moment.]

Lucy... not so loud I'm try to sleepgrfmpr...

[Wait... Lucy? Wasn't he doing something like...]

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[master_makarov]

Oh! Lucy! It's good to see that you're here after all! How are the spirits all holding up?

[Video]

[shining_beacon]

Yet another member of Fairy Tail, and one of authority? I see. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ozpin, Headmaster of the Beacon Huntsman Academy in my own world. I have spoken at length with your guild's master, about an alliance between your guild and my students.

[Video]

[master_makarov]

[Having just been filled in by Mavis, he's rather pleased to hear from Ozpin so soon.]

Well met Master Ospin. Tell me, how many students are currently under your care? I'm fairly certain we can accommodate them and your needs in our alliance, but it would be good to know before we start making room for fifty students only to find out you have a thousand... or 5. However whatever the standing situation may be, I am actually rather looking forward to working with you.

[Especially considering how much of a headache his guild can be.]

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[greenmagick]

[Terra holds her basket loosely in her hand as she walks along the streets. Her recent exploits to collect flowers and seeds has been fruitful and her basket overflowed with flowers. A rare smile is spread across her lips as she walks down the street.

At first she doesn't see the old man walking towards her but once she does her smile falls and her eyes move to the ground.]

[Action]

[master_makarov]

[Well that's not a reaction Makarov was used to getting when walking down the street. A friendly smile, ignoring him completely, or some sort of variation of that. Perhaps this place was just that much more unfriendly? Perhaps he had a previous incarnation of himself here who'd earned a fearsome reputation? Whatever the reason, he couldn't help but be curious.

Rather than simply walking by he stopped, chuckling a bit to himself as he asked his question.]

Well I know I'm not the prettiest old face to see when walking down the street, but I'd hate to think that was the only reason a young girl like you would stop smiling. Would you mind talking about it? I like to think I'm fairly good at solving problems, and you have such a nice smile, it seems a waste to put a frown on that face.

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[tenkuunomiko]

Makarov-s-san!

[ Oh look you get chipper and cute because it feels really nice to see more of her guild mates here and their master is definitely a huge plus. Wendy offers him a huge smile for that. ]

A-Ah-- there's a lot that has been happening...the hospital was attacked. We didn't do too much damage.

[ Putting lightly because let's not give master heart attack. ]

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[master_makarov]

Wendy! You being here is definitely a bright ray of hope to me right now.

[Because she's one of the more level headed dragon slayers, and pretty much their best healer so... that'll help a lot should things go poorly.]

So tell me Wendy, are you excited about Fairy Tail becoming a school as well?

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[deathsought]

You must be Makarov.

{ He's heard things. Several things, actually. }

Mavis spoke highly of you.

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[master_makarov]

And you...

[He thinks back to what Mavis said, and what Natsu had told him back then about his encounter on Tenrou island...]

You're Zeref aren't you...

...

Mavis also spoke highly of you much to my surprise.

[Video]

[notsoholyspirit]

Oi...you're not going to start thinking I'm a faerie too, are you? The last lady who thought that demanded to cut open my arm so I could prove I wasn't. I can show you the bandage too!

[Yes Spirit heard "Fairy Tail" and immediately thought of Ejava Tepet, the crazy lady who demanded he allow her to slice his arm open to prove he wasn't some sort of evil faerie. Thing.

He's feeling a wee bit paranoid.]

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[master_makarov]

Boy... what in the hells are you talking about?! You'd have a hard time convincing me you were a fairy, not the other way around, and I don't cut people's arms open.

I really hope you don't think anyone in my guild would do anything like that... and if they did, give me their name so I can give them a talking to.

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[beareroflight]

[Behold, the great demon king makes his appearance once more over the network. A bored smile dawning on his features as he looked at the dwarf-sized man.

Naturally, he wouldn't care about Fairy Tail. But he wasn't amused by Gildarts little comments against him - specially when he hadn't done anything of note at that moment.]

Here I thought Fairy Tail's Guild Master would at least look scary. Guess I was wrong.

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[master_makarov]

[An untraceable mysterious video call? Well... that's not ominous.]

Well I can't say I usually enjoy scaring the innocent, so it's not as if I go out of my way to appear intimidating. Besides, have you met our first master? She's positively adorable.

[Why yes, he is talking to the great demon king about how adorable Mavis is.]

[Video]

[fairyice]

I was wondering when you would show, Master Makarov.

[He was counting down the days really. This place was rather generous when it came to people of Magnolia.]

[Video]

[master_makarov]

Hmm... You too Gray? How many of you did find your way here? It's a wonder the guild hall back home had anyone left.

video; in which i had to do >:3

[kingofhades]

My, you accumulate like ants.

[ Oh, wait he's not sure if he's seen you before but Fairy Tail, you are forever an eyesore in his eyes, so he is set on destroying your pesky and annoying guild when he gets his hands on you. Lucky for you all, he's under control thanks to Zeref. ]

video; Of course you did xD

[master_makarov]

Marde Guille.

[Yuuuup... Makarov is from pretty recent canon, so he just came from battling his guild.]

I trust that you will continue to observe the current truce between us for the time being?

[Yeah... like he trusts Marde to do anything.]