[Anon Text]

[maskgunraid]

Guardian nominations, huh?

Huh, that's a weird way to start some sort of elections in Genessia. What are Guardians anyway?

Well, it doesn't matter. Because there's one thing I should know, I don't trust the people who will be nominated for it. And neither should you.

Comments

[orlokbutterfly]

holy shit, what are you, like, 12?

ohhh noooo! someone has ~*secrets*~! look at captain obvious over here with those world changing revelations!

guardians are a big reason why y'all aren't hobbling emotionless husks y'know. I'm just sayin.

[maskgunraid]

i'm just telling the truth, that's all. besides, i'm not the only who has secrets. me, you, a stranger, a celebrity, your friend, your brother, sister, mom, dad, uncle... you name it. there are some that are just embarrassing and some... would be traumatizing and a bit disturbed

and emotionless husks? you're not talking about those strange pods in that crazy cave, right?

[orlokbutterfly]

mm hmm yes and your point? an openly former criminal ran for guardian once and won and no one batted an eye.

so here's a pro tip: no one cares

aaaand if you'd actually read the material readily available to you at literally every waking moment you remain here, you would know all about the soul-sucking spirits on the other side of the barrier.

but I guess reading isn't your strong suit. how are we even having this conversation right now?

[maskgunraid]

because i'm bored. :D

and wait, a criminal ran for guardian?! man, whoever came up with these nominations must have their screws loose.

and soul-sucking spirits? did they escape a lot of times from that barrier you're talking about?

[orlokbutterfly]

the joke = = =



(☞ﾟヮﾟ) you


nah I'll just reiterate: no one gives a flying fuck
and I'll tell you what: there's at least one current guardian who has more skeletons than their closet has room for and most of them are probably their murder victims
so since you're so scared of skeletons have fun trying to sleep at night trying to figure out which one

aaaand I could tell you all about the ghostie-goos but naw, I'll withhold that information so you actually have to educate yourself

[maskgunraid]

yeah, like that would scare me. you would be surprise that those "nominees" you've mentioned might drop dead in a second.

though that's just me saying some crap out of you.

awww... not a little bit of ghosty info you've mentioned? ｡◕‿‿◕｡

[orlokbutterfly]

[Oh ho, is that a threat he sees? Shit, this was the best thing Gale's done this morning. He needed this laugh.]

uh huh, whatever you say, edge lord. I'm sure they'd love to see you try.

nope, you gotta crawl out of your basement and go do your own homework

[maskgunraid]

[Oh, you have no idea who you're talking with, buddy...]

yeah, yeah... just throw me textbooks or anything. that won't change anything for me regardless.

[It's not like he needs it. Have you heard of eavesdropping and infiltration? He's very good at them, but he won't tell them even as an anon.]

[orlokbutterfly]

ah, right. there's no cure for stupidity. my bad.

[Gale is quite familiar with eavesdropping and infiltration. He was the ace espionage expert and assassin for his world's very gods for a reason.]

[maskgunraid]

that's okay. besides, i prefer the game of "wait and see" than studying.