Gabriel | Trickster (Loki) (
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genessia2014-08-31 12:52 am
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1st Message ✞ Video/Action [Cat's Eye Cafe]
[It doesn't take a genius to figure out he wasn't in his own world. Takes less of a smart-ass to realize how everything including the device, he woke up with, worked. Something was very wrong if he felt like he was in a different dimension and it wasn't his doing. Seriously, that was the last time he was ever helping those asshats.]
[The feed opens with a perfect view of a handsome man, who looked like he was in his 30s or 40s. The view was too perfect. It was almost as if it was not an accidental video at all. Almost as if he meant for people to see him.]
[He was drinking coffee when a sexy blonde woman came into view and handed him a slice of chocolate cake. Then she sat beside him. First, he looked shocked, but then it was replaced by a pleased expression. He smiled at the woman.]
Thank you, sugar.
[Then another woman came into view, wearing revealing clothes. She flung one arm around his shoulder, and handed him a plate of chocolate tart. Again, he smiled and thanked the girl.]
[Then a petite girl wearing a cheerleader uniform, complete with pigtails sat on his lap and offered a tall glass of parfait. The man just chuckled as all three girls tried to kiss parts of his face]
[Gabriel then fixed his eyes on the feed. Looking momentarily shocked before he gave everyone a winning smile. He had to make it seem real of course. He had to make people believe it was an accidental video.]
Ooooh boy. I didn't know this city was so kind to newcomers.
[He winked.] You're all swell people.
[The feed opens with a perfect view of a handsome man, who looked like he was in his 30s or 40s. The view was too perfect. It was almost as if it was not an accidental video at all. Almost as if he meant for people to see him.]
[He was drinking coffee when a sexy blonde woman came into view and handed him a slice of chocolate cake. Then she sat beside him. First, he looked shocked, but then it was replaced by a pleased expression. He smiled at the woman.]
Thank you, sugar.
[Then another woman came into view, wearing revealing clothes. She flung one arm around his shoulder, and handed him a plate of chocolate tart. Again, he smiled and thanked the girl.]
[Then a petite girl wearing a cheerleader uniform, complete with pigtails sat on his lap and offered a tall glass of parfait. The man just chuckled as all three girls tried to kiss parts of his face]
[Gabriel then fixed his eyes on the feed. Looking momentarily shocked before he gave everyone a winning smile. He had to make it seem real of course. He had to make people believe it was an accidental video.]
Ooooh boy. I didn't know this city was so kind to newcomers.
[He winked.] You're all swell people.

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It may be your duty to keep those beings who call themselves 'gods', in your world in order. But you'd find, you have no jurisdiction over my powers, little one.
[She hovered over the body of the fallen 'gabriel', and placed her hand over his head. She glowed with a white light, as it seemed like the body was regaining consciousness. Her eyes closed, clearly concentrating.]
[This was just too much fun, and Gabriel was learning so much through the process.] How long do you keep denying the truth? How long do you keep running, Ejava?
[action]
Let the Celestial Bureaucracy worry about jurisdiction. Whether in Creation, Malfeas, Stygia, or here, my Exaltation is all the right I need to bring justice to those who would toy with the lives of others for their own amusement. You are no better than the Anathema, abusing your power for games like this. [She's never been part of a Wyld Hunt herself, nor is she especially religious, but she knows the stories the Immaculates tell. Some of the stories she believes may be exaggerations and unfair generalizations, but others barely scratch the surface of the truth.]
[Her grip tightened on Thorn's hilt as the 'spirit' did whatever she was doing to the body, relaxing only the slightest bit when he stirred. She was relieved to see him alive, but it was only more evidence that this spirit had faked the whole thing.]
You are doing a poor job of deception. Reverse what you have done to him at once.
The proper form of address would be 'General Tepet'. [She's not taking any of this god's crap.]
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Your temper is such a big issue. I'd be very sad to see you die one day because of it. You need to understand that there are other worlds aside from yours, and your power doesn't mean anything in those worlds.
[Gabriel seemed to breath easier now. In fact, it almost seemed like he was asleep.] Your accusations are pointless and illogical. I don't think a king, let alone god, should ever bow to something so low as you. [This was just so good. Ejava was so pissed it was amusing.]
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Shall I list your crimes? At minimum you have faked a mortal's death, held one of the Dragonblooded against her will, and falsely accused an Exalted member of the Scarlet Dynasty of murder. Perhaps you would be of more use as a chunk of Starmetal.