genessia | Video Part 1 AND 2

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[Part 1: Video + Action]

Peoples of Genessia:

Give me all your eggs.

Aye. All of them. Do not eat them, do not be disgusting balut-devourers, bring them to me. I will protect them from harm.

Do not pass them by. Do not throw them at others. Bring them to me, Marco, and I will ensure they are safe forever more.

[Yes. He's literally asking to be pranked. You may pick, give a random number between 1 & 50, or just see what happens. Effects don't stack, so he'll be rotating through... so many effects. Nearly all of them really.]

[Part 2: Also video + Action]

This is Lizzy, she needs more lizard friends. [The little lizard in a sparkly dress and very dapper hat sings sadly. Also poorly.] I know I'm trying sweetheart. [Marco whistles back in phoenix.] Now repeat after me: P-A-N-D-A-M-A-N SUGOI -- [Oh god, not that again. Marco is the last person who should have anyone treating him like a parent.]

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Are those lizards... singing? Or are you a ventriloquist.

[Well he was going to warn about the eggs but...]

Uh, Marco?....where'd you get so many??

They're singing. Though I can also throw my voice. So both are true, yoi.

They recognize me as their one true destined leader, meant to conduct them into the greatest choir of all time.

Oh, that's kind of cool.

[Solemn nod.] I must train them all to be a team. And be superior to the Singing Choir pirates of the Grand Line.

It is...

My destiny.

Your destiny, huh?

[In the background there is a tiny squawk and parroty cry of 'Shazam!'. Billy looks mortified, turns his head and quickly admonishes the baby bird.]

Shush.

[No, Marco is being ridiculous. But it takes getting used to him to know this.]

A parrot?

[Perks up with interest.] Hello.

Yeah. It hatched out of one of those weird eggs.

[He looks a bit embarrassed but picks up the very colourful baby bird, nestled in what seems to be a hoodie. It squawks the same odd word again: 'Shazam!']

[Nods.]

Better than last year. The eggs made a mockery of eggs.

[As if these don't. Somehow.]

The first one I picked up made me stick to the ground. At least this one had a bird in it.

I can see where that'd be annoying.

Yeah, it was super awkward.

Where did you get the lizard?

But if I bring them to you I'll get messed up! How to I pick them up without actually ending up with some weird thing happening to me?

What's balut?

[Finally, a sigh.] You sure you're feeling okay?

[ Before Maiya can say anything, her own lizard lurches at the screen and begins singing back. ]

Also from an egg. I suppose they vary, much like the pranks.

Delicately wrap them in blankets so they don't explode.

You are never allowed to eat balut. That is all you need to know.

I'm always like this, Fire Freckles.

A duet!

[Well, at least Marco is charmed.]

You really want me to do this?

[Marco does not push absolutes onto him, so this has got to be something horrible if he's putting the foot/talons down about it.] Yeah, but... [Something still seems weird, but in the end Marco is a bird so there's probably a lot of egg issues.] Okay, okay. Fine.

If you wouldn't mind.

[ALL THE EGG ISSUES. ALL OF THEM.]

[He could also freak out Ace enough to probably/possibly make Ace not WANT to eat balut, but even MARCO doesn't actually want to scar him for life.]

Sure. I'll see if I can't pick a few up for you.

[BROTHERHOOD. EGG FETCHING. THE EXCITING LIFE OF FORMER PIRATES.]

It's like a scavenger hunt!

[SO EXCITING. FOR REALZ.]

[But no legit, let's do this instead of getting our asses handed to us AGAIN by Blackbeard, all right?]

Will you buy me dinner if I get a bunch for you?

[This is his life now.

YOU KNOW THAT IS A GOOD POINT.]

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