Video Part 1 AND 2

[fierybluebird]

[Part 1: Video + Action]

Peoples of Genessia:

Give me all your eggs.

Aye. All of them. Do not eat them, do not be disgusting balut-devourers, bring them to me. I will protect them from harm.

Do not pass them by. Do not throw them at others. Bring them to me, Marco, and I will ensure they are safe forever more.

[Yes. He's literally asking to be pranked. You may pick, give a random number between 1 & 50, or just see what happens. Effects don't stack, so he'll be rotating through... so many effects. Nearly all of them really.]

[Part 2: Also video + Action]

This is Lizzy, she needs more lizard friends. [The little lizard in a sparkly dress and very dapper hat sings sadly. Also poorly.] I know I'm trying sweetheart. [Marco whistles back in phoenix.] Now repeat after me: P-A-N-D-A-M-A-N SUGOI -- [Oh god, not that again. Marco is the last person who should have anyone treating him like a parent.]

Comments

[Video]

[aka_shazam]

Are those lizards... singing? Or are you a ventriloquist.

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

They're singing. Though I can also throw my voice. So both are true, yoi.

[Video]

[aka_shazam]

Oh, that's kind of cool.

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

[Solemn nod.] I must train them all to be a team. And be superior to the Singing Choir pirates of the Grand Line.

It is...

My destiny.

[Video]

[pkmn_hero]

[Well he was going to warn about the eggs but...]

Uh, Marco?....where'd you get so many??

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

They recognize me as their one true destined leader, meant to conduct them into the greatest choir of all time.

Re: [Video]

[pkmn_hero]

I didn't even think they could sing...

Re: [Video]

[fierybluebird]

It must be a special move.

1/3 [Video] Part one reaction

[burnt_offering]

But if I bring them to you I'll get messed up! How to I pick them up without actually ending up with some weird thing happening to me?

2/3 [Video]

[burnt_offering]

What's balut?

[Video]

[burnt_offering]

[Finally, a sigh.] You sure you're feeling okay?

[video]

[merelyatool]

[ Before Maiya can say anything, her own lizard lurches at the screen and begins singing back. ]

[video]

[fierybluebird]

A duet!

[Well, at least Marco is charmed.]

[video]

[merelyatool]

[ It's impossible to tell whether Maiya feels similarly — mostly because the lizard is close enough to take up the entire screen. It doesn't take long for her to very gently slip her fingers beneath its body and draw it back to a more respectable distance, and she makes no attempt to quiet its singing even as she does. ]

Yes. So it would seem.

(Video)

[decisiveconquest]

I'd rather not, thank you. (She is enamored with her dog. Even though it's purple.) He is safe with me.

(Video)

[fierybluebird]

He's very gorgeous. Must be a good boy.

(Video)

[decisiveconquest]

I agree and he is, though I wonder if there is a catch. (Already some of her hair is looking a bit...lilac?)

[Video]

[singinghuntress]

Iz it zhat time of year again?

[Sigh]

Und did you really haf to teach your pet zhat particular song?

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

What's wrong with Pandaman?!

Re: [Video]

[singinghuntress]

[Rip just gives him a look.]

Lets just say I'm a bit of a music snob und go vith zhat.

[om_nom_namur]

Shit Bro, y' don't sound creepily obsessed at all.

[fierybluebird]

Bring me more eggs.

MWAHAHAHAHHA!

video;

[trollkeru]

I don't have a lizard, I have a rabbit and the cotton balls it sheds are sticky.

[His pokemon was trying to actually to pry him free because of it.]

Would not surgest them being friends.

video;

[fierybluebird]

That is truly odd.

A rabbit hatched from an egg. Mah, well... I have heard of stranger.

video;

[trollkeru]

I think if it had been one of those Pokemon a bunny wouldn't have been werid.

This though... is weird because they really look like a normal rabbit. They just shed cotten calls and if you get stuck you get stuck.

[To prove the point he turns the device to the rabbit who was currently shedding. Yes they were cotten balls before hopping off towards the next area.]