Marco the Phoenix (
fierybluebird) wrote in
genessia2019-04-15 10:36 am
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Peoples of Genessia:
Give me all your eggs.
Aye. All of them. Do not eat them, do not be disgusting balut-devourers, bring them to me. I will protect them from harm.
Do not pass them by. Do not throw them at others. Bring them to me, Marco, and I will ensure they are safe forever more.
[Yes. He's literally asking to be pranked. You may pick, give a random number between 1 & 50, or just see what happens. Effects don't stack, so he'll be rotating through... so many effects. Nearly all of them really.]
[Part 2: Also video + Action]
This is Lizzy, she needs more lizard friends. [The little lizard in a sparkly dress and very dapper hat sings sadly. Also poorly.] I know I'm trying sweetheart. [Marco whistles back in phoenix.] Now repeat after me: P-A-N-D-A-M-A-N SUGOI -- [Oh god, not that again. Marco is the last person who should have anyone treating him like a parent.]
Peoples of Genessia:
Give me all your eggs.
Aye. All of them. Do not eat them, do not be disgusting balut-devourers, bring them to me. I will protect them from harm.
Do not pass them by. Do not throw them at others. Bring them to me, Marco, and I will ensure they are safe forever more.
[Yes. He's literally asking to be pranked. You may pick, give a random number between 1 & 50, or just see what happens. Effects don't stack, so he'll be rotating through... so many effects. Nearly all of them really.]
[Part 2: Also video + Action]
This is Lizzy, she needs more lizard friends. [The little lizard in a sparkly dress and very dapper hat sings sadly. Also poorly.] I know I'm trying sweetheart. [Marco whistles back in phoenix.] Now repeat after me: P-A-N-D-A-M-A-N SUGOI -- [Oh god, not that again. Marco is the last person who should have anyone treating him like a parent.]

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You are never allowed to eat balut. That is all you need to know.
I'm always like this, Fire Freckles.
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[Marco does not push absolutes onto him, so this has got to be something horrible if he's putting the foot/talons down about it.] Yeah, but... [Something still seems weird, but in the end Marco is a bird so there's probably a lot of egg issues.] Okay, okay. Fine.
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[ALL THE EGG ISSUES. ALL OF THEM.]
[He could also freak out Ace enough to probably/possibly make Ace not WANT to eat balut, but even MARCO doesn't actually want to scar him for life.]
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[BROTHERHOOD. EGG FETCHING. THE EXCITING LIFE OF FORMER PIRATES.]
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[SO EXCITING. FOR REALZ.]
[But no legit, let's do this instead of getting our asses handed to us AGAIN by Blackbeard, all right?]
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[This is his life now.
YOU KNOW THAT IS A GOOD POINT.]
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[WHAT A GOOD BRO. YOU CAN BE HIS "FAVORITE." Not his real favorite, because he has none, but his "favorite" because you are Ace, and he will always love you VERY VERY MUCH.]
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Do you mind if anyone else comes, or do you want it to be just the two of us?
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Eggs are nature's treasure. They are seeds of life. They can have baby chicks, ducklings, guppies, dinosaurs, or anything imaginable.
Sometimes they have chocolate, or flowers. Sometimes they make you de-age, and split personalities.
Eggs are the jewels of the natural world.
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[LAUGHS!!!] Who told you there's overlords here?
Aye, Sparky. There's no -- [CHUCKLES.] Overlords here.
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[Flappy hand.] He's just cranky. He's not a bad guy, but he's not a world traveler. And he's lost a lot of people he cares about. It can drive even the most stable of us off a diving board.
This place is a pocket universe. Hidden away from time and space normally, and drags in loose threads like bits of spare berri and lint. I'm not unconvinced it wasn't created naturally, but I suppose not, given the pendants. I think it was just an experiment that got out of hand. It's a place for second chances. To do what you want. Make of it what you will. I do wish I could get us to a world with open ocean, but... eh. [Rolls his shoulders. Too much tugging is dangerous and runs the risk of losing a lot.]
The eggs aren't dangerous. Just akin to a good prank.
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