[Video] BTW 10th, 13th, and 6th Doctor are gone so yanno

[bigbadrose]

Hallo! [Waggles fingers at the screen in a wave.] I'm Rose Tyler and I run Torchwood here, pretty much de facto. Long story. Anyway... We are hiring for just about anything, depending on your interests! But I'm stopping all investigations into the void beyond the barriers, [Holds up a finger.] Unless you want to go back to your own time. Because I've had like... [Mentally counting and holds up her hand.] Five scientists, engineers, best friends, and even lovers, [She might be a touch tipsy to say that last part. Then again, this is the girl who got arrested for sex on a carousel after hours, so maybe not!] all disappear pretty much the second they started their own investigations on it. And maybe it's coincidence. But five? Isn't that a lot? You only need three for a pattern. Bluh. BUT If you DO want to go back to your time, I'll give you all of the Doctors' data that is left behind and the sensors and the analyzers and maybe even your own lab, because I've got like... three now that are doing nothing. It's terrible. I even have a TARDIS of my own?

Yeahhhhhhhhh. So you know. I'm still running the company and all, but I'm taking a mini-half-sort-of-semi-vacation to work more on Uni and bass and band and OH! OH!!! You should all sign up to join the Professor's music contest, okay? It'll be really fun, really great for your image, and you might win a lotta red bills, yeah? No Losing. Okay! See ya around!

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[bigbadrose]

Slang. Means excellent or fantastic.

[All ready and raring to go, and with a purse full of booze. She actually did bring Ace rum, because he's a pirate, and the space pirates were also pretty big on rum being better than vodka.]

Any idea what you're in the mood for movie-wise?

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[burnt_offering]

[Ace grins, and waves excitedly when he sees her.] I dunno, something dumb and funny is always good. But it's whatever you want tonight. [He'll be so happy when he finds out she got him rum.]

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[bigbadrose]

[That will make her twice as happy. She was worried it was stereotyping, but she meant well with it!!!]

Dumb and funny is exactly what I'm in the mood for.

[They're totally going to watch the Emoji movie but a Doctor Who-One Piece mashup version because this is Genessia and I haven't seen the Emoji movie anyway.]

[There will still be talking poop however, because One Piece.]

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[burnt_offering]

[If stereotyping gets him rum he'll even dress up like a storybook or movie pirate. Marco would make one hell of a parrot too.

Thankfully it hasn't come to that.]

Let's get to it. If I give you some red bills will you go get tickets? I'll grab the popcorn while you do.

[Talking poop and OP? Of course. Goes without saying.]

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[bigbadrose]

Sure, but you don't gotta do that. I'm basically sole owner of Torchwood right now, and it's kind of... harder to direct funding to projects without the Doctor. And I've got like... music royalties from the Professor... Point is, let me just take care of it, okay? It's something I could never do back in the universe I was born in. [Winks. Well, she DID always cover the Doctor back then, but still.]

[Ace should also totally dress up as a stereotypical pirate, Rose will run a theme restaurant, and Marco would get a huge kick out of surprising the tourists. In deadpan.

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[burnt_offering]

You sure? [He nods after a moment. He knows that sometimes it just feels good to be able to be the one to pay for something or take care of an issue. It gives a feeling of power and also a warmth too. So he won't argue.] I'll go in and grab the popcorn.

[Ace ends up with a couple of massive buckets of popcorn, and some sweets that he ends up shoving into pockets haphazardly. And balancing the buckets in his arms, he waits for Rose to get to him.

A theme restaurant like that would be amazing. Genessia would benefit from the cheesy high seas nonsense.]

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[bigbadrose]

[Nod!] Thanks!

[Jogs up and hands him the ticket stub.]

'Ere, I'll give you the rest inside. [Gestures with a finger over her lips and whispers.] You're not supposed to sneak in booze. Oops!

[But as they settle in, she hands him the rum with a wink.] Cheers, ta!

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[burnt_offering]

[Ace grabs the stub, grins, and nods about the sneaking in business. He knows you gotta be secretive sometimes! But once they're settled in, and he's got his rum, he hands over her popcorn.] Thanks. [Ace looks up at the screen with a bit of amazement.] I've seen movies before, but never anything in a theater. It's huge!