[Video] BTW 10th, 13th, and 6th Doctor are gone so yanno

[bigbadrose]

Hallo! [Waggles fingers at the screen in a wave.] I'm Rose Tyler and I run Torchwood here, pretty much de facto. Long story. Anyway... We are hiring for just about anything, depending on your interests! But I'm stopping all investigations into the void beyond the barriers, [Holds up a finger.] Unless you want to go back to your own time. Because I've had like... [Mentally counting and holds up her hand.] Five scientists, engineers, best friends, and even lovers, [She might be a touch tipsy to say that last part. Then again, this is the girl who got arrested for sex on a carousel after hours, so maybe not!] all disappear pretty much the second they started their own investigations on it. And maybe it's coincidence. But five? Isn't that a lot? You only need three for a pattern. Bluh. BUT If you DO want to go back to your time, I'll give you all of the Doctors' data that is left behind and the sensors and the analyzers and maybe even your own lab, because I've got like... three now that are doing nothing. It's terrible. I even have a TARDIS of my own?

Yeahhhhhhhhh. So you know. I'm still running the company and all, but I'm taking a mini-half-sort-of-semi-vacation to work more on Uni and bass and band and OH! OH!!! You should all sign up to join the Professor's music contest, okay? It'll be really fun, really great for your image, and you might win a lotta red bills, yeah? No Losing. Okay! See ya around!

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[ubiquitously]

Okay then. If you're not worried about changing my mind...

I'll just go ahead. Start some new research from scratch, repeat mistakes that could have been prevented... But hey. History can't save those who skip the lessons, so.

[He shrugs.

Please, just kick him. His attempts to be comforting failed before they started and now he's just taking anger out on this conversation. Hey, Uai liked the Doctor too. It was nice to have another multi-dimension being around and he's upset that this place can take 'them' out.]

[bigbadrose]

[asdlkjasldkjasldkj Oh. Well, that worked.]

[Rose is clearly flustered.] Okay you can have it. But if you disappear too I'll never forgive you. And I'll get Satou to cry on you. And Hana!!

[ubiquitously]

[Makes a mental note that "be an ass" is still an effective strategy.

Especially when she hits him back with a low blow of her own.]

Fine, Fine. Though, it's gonna be hard to have people cry on me if I've disappeared. [He smiles lightly,] I'm not going anywhere. Not until everyone is tired of me. 'kay?

[bigbadrose]

[ : ( ]

Bad Dog didn't want to go. I shouldn't have let him explore the stupid portal. Not that I could stop him, but it was worse than the time with the black hole.

And I'll still find a way. I'll drag you back by the ears, you won't remember a thing and I'll still have people cry on you.

[ubiquitously]

Hm. Challenge accepted then, Rose.

[The portals, huh? Honestly, he's itching to find more of them. That other place was bizarre and gave him hope for finding home.]

Keep yourself off the crying list, at least. Doesn't suit you. And we've got to focus on getting you back to him, hm?

[bigbadrose]

Okay.

No.

Guitarist is still here. And I was more worried about Jack. And I don't want to go back to Meta. Or find Bad Dog again. I'm just here for me right now.

But I mean it. Don't get un-made.

Ugh. This means I'll have to actually go through the stuff now. Give me a couple of days to mentally prepare, all right? And drink. A lot. I've barely been in the Tower at all, never mind Fluffy's office.

[ubiquitously]

Hypocrite~.

[After all the times they talked about him getting back to Hana. Which obviously worked out.

He shakes his head,] No rush. Azura has the Guardian elections coming up. I should keep my nose clean until that's over with.

[More importantly, he wants to help her out.]

[bigbadrose]

Good point.

Definitely take your time.

[100% just saying that because the longer they take the better it is for her.]