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[lazyjustice]

[he's just biking along, in Genessia at the moment, though he plans to hit everywhere eventually. Hooked to his bike is an ice cream cooler and a cheery little tune follows him]

It looks like school is out for the Summer. Time for rest and relaxation. [a sigh] The problem with too much free time is not having enough things to fill it. It makes me miss paperwork.

[he stops as he's swamped by a bunch of kids and doles out ice cream accordingly]

Does anyone have plans? Challenges? Something interesting to do? [he's a bit restless these days and he doesn't know why] Should I buy a houseboat? [he misses the sea. Though it's not like he can afford one] Mah... maybe the bike is fine.

Comments

[audio]

[chief_of_staff]

Missing paperwork?

[He's going to snort at that even though he ... misses it too.]

[audio]

[lazyjustice]

Revolutionary Sabo... [he nods.] A little. It kept things organized and naps more pleasant.

[audio]

[chief_of_staff]

[Everyone knows who he is at this point, and it doesn't even faze him, really.]

Organized, sure. But I never really correlated naps with paperwork.

[And because he honestly can't help it, he brings up something that pops into his mind:]

Are you the one who wears aprons? [Or is that Rosinante? He's assuming the latter, due to the baking, but --

He isn't sure.]

[audio]

[justicereigns]

What?

[OH GOD. WHAT HORRORS HAS HE BEEN BLOCKING OUT THAT ACE MENTIONED?]

[audio]

[chief_of_staff]

I don't think I stuttered. Someone wears an apron in your house.

[audio]

[justicereigns]

Other than your brother?

[Quickly recovering.... to be an absolute asshole. Of course.]

[chief_of_staff]

Yes, other than him!

Don't make this disgusting.

[justicereigns]

YOU STARTED IT!

You were the one who made it gross! At least Portgas looks good in pink!

[chief_of_staff]

I never mentioned Ace until you brought him up.

I'd look great in any color.

[justicereigns]

Congratulations, you're better at making this disgusting than I am.

[chief_of_staff]

How so?

[He knows how, he's just being a troll.]

[justicereigns]

How much would you want to gouge your eyes out if I lied and said it was mine?

[chief_of_staff]

Said it was your what? Are you about to tell me that you're into seeing my brother wear a pink apron?

[He's making pseudo vomiting noises over the phone now.]

[audio]

[lazyjustice]

[he didn't get where he did without knowing who Sabo was. Anyway, he'd been here before. But he's not surprised Sabo is not surprised, so there's that.]

It feels better when you're putting off something, doesn't it?

[procrastination naps are deeper]

No that's Rosinante. We're still working on the garters. [a joke]

[audio]

[justicereigns]

[Gagging and choking noises here.]

[He's a totally sober grown-ass adult.]

[audio]

[chief_of_staff]

If this bothers you so much, why are you listening in?

[audio]

[justicereigns]

I have functional ears.

[chief_of_staff]

That just so happen to tune into every conversation?

[justicereigns]

Yes?

[Do... do you NOT????]

[chief_of_staff]

If you do that, you can't complain about what you might hear.

[justicereigns]

Don't tell me how to react!

[chief_of_staff]

If you're going to make me listen to your complaints, then I'll tell you how to react. I don't want to hear it.

[Really. Sabo didn't even expect him to interject at all.]

[lazyjustice]

[He has nothing to add but is enjoying this immensely. Carry on.]

[audio]

[chief_of_staff]

Occasionally. I'm used to being reprimanded for procrastinating, though, so I try not to do it often.

[Wow, he actually answered. Sabo stifles a laugh.]

I knew it.

[audio]

[lazyjustice]

Hmm. Do they send you a memo? [he only has a faint knowledge of the bureaucracy of the revolution] Or do you get sent to do the dirty work?