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[made_up_names]

[ Hey look, it's another teenager! A totally and completely normal teenager that has managed to scrounge up some clothes that aren't just whatever the hell he was wearing under his suit. Looks like a hoodie and some kind of shirt that looks like it might be nerdy? He tried for a nerdy aesthetic, anyway, which is hard when he doesn't even know what nerd culture looks like here. He's seated outside in Nova City somewhere, trying to figure out what to do next.

Anyway. He. Waves awkwardly? ]

Hey, um. I'd ask if people really just introduce themselves online like this without making it like "Welcome to My Star Wars Vlog And/Or Podcast" but I went back and looked at a bunch of posts and I guess that's exactly what it is? Which is cool. But weird? I'm weirded out.

[ Focus, Peter. Maybe breathe a little. He looks incredibly awkward, which is still only 50% of the Awkward Peter Parker Experience. ]

Anyway, I'm Peter Parker! I just got here like. A couple hours ago? And I have one really super important question.

[ Pause. Try not to look too excited. Look incredibly excited. ]

Did I see something about Pokémon? Like, actual physical Pokémon? Is that real or is this some super convincing AR thing? Because I'm down with both but if it's the first kind I am literally going to explode.

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HAHAHA

[embracethewind]

A... show? Like a stage play? Why not! Does it have porn?

[ Nineteenth century samurai at your service, Peter! ]

:'D

[made_up_names]

Um - no, that sounds super awkward? And it's HBO so ... yeah okay I guess that sort of is porn.

i love him and his references <3

[embracethewind]

[ Souji doesn't understand fully well, but he is willing to learn! ]

I'm sorry. I'm quite behind on that sort of things. I'm only a bushi -- samurai is the most well-known name, that is.

[ Yep. Kind of like The Last Samurai, heh. Only he isn't Tom Cruise. ]

good because I love making them

[made_up_names]

[ His eyes go kind of wide. ]

Wait, so like an actual samurai? With a katana and everything?

excellent! also peter's life is references everywhere XD

[embracethewind]

[ He laughs and shows Peter his daishō. ]

I am! So you know about them in your world?

[ Now he has become one of his favorite people! ]

[made_up_names]

[ Cooool. Peter admires it openly over the feed. ]

Oh yeah man. I used to watch tons of samurai movies growing up. My uncle was a big Kurosawa fan, and we'd borrow his stuff from the library.

[embracethewind]

[ He can show his beloved to him if he likes! ]

Are there movies about us? I've heard about movies here! And your uncle liked the ones from that maker? [ Directors, Souji! They are called directors. ]

I'd like to see them!~ ♡

[made_up_names]

Uh huh, there sure are. I might have one on my phone maybe? And if not maybe there's some here.