[A black cat wearing a witch's hat sits in front of the camera]

Thanks for that new collar weird pod thing.

[She yawns]

I'll miss that fish stand guy. The fish better be just as good on here or you’re gonna have one unhappy kitty to deal with.

[Blair begins to lick one paw and then suddenly stops. Her tone of voice is much more enthusiastic now]

Hey, if we find a place that's filled with delicious fish and good looking boys then I want to stay there!

[Suddenly a burst of purple smoke obscures the camera lens. When it clears there sits an incredible looking woman. Large breasts, small waist, cute face. She leans closer to the camera—perhaps a little too close.]

Does anyone wanna play with me?

[Caelica is running around the streets of Genessia city, with her lightblade activated and ready for a surprise attack, only she's been running for minutes now and it all seemed peaceful. She got her necklace, money, and other necessities for new arrivals, and also the question of everyone who suddenly woke up in weird life pods: "What is this place?"

Her blade hums as she moves, looking left and right with confusion leaking through her calm but alert demeanor. Her gloved hand griped on her weapon handle tighter, trying to calm herself by breathing in and out in the middle of an open street, listening to every noise around her with her superhuman hearing]

Where are you? I didn't expect her to be capable of this level of trickery... That demon woman!

[Caelica is on high alert, so approaching her would require some caution. Adrenaline runs through her veins, and light from the sun gets absorbed through her skin making her stronger]

HEY! Why the hell did you interrupt my fight with that girl, Satsuki Kiryuin!?

[Because the sudden change of scenery is probably Satsuki's fault. Ryuko isn't even aware of the recording being broadcast because she's too busy yelling up at the sky. She's pretty sure Satsuki's looking down on her right now from wherever the heck she is.]