[Video]

[purrinpumpkin]

[A black cat wearing a witch's hat sits in front of the camera]

Thanks for that new collar weird pod thing.

[She yawns]

I'll miss that fish stand guy. The fish better be just as good on here or you’re gonna have one unhappy kitty to deal with.

[Blair begins to lick one paw and then suddenly stops. Her tone of voice is much more enthusiastic now]

Hey, if we find a place that's filled with delicious fish and good looking boys then I want to stay there!

[Suddenly a burst of purple smoke obscures the camera lens. When it clears there sits an incredible looking woman. Large breasts, small waist, cute face. She leans closer to the camera—perhaps a little too close.]

Does anyone wanna play with me?

Comments

[Video]

[explodewiththerage]

Woah! Is that some kind of Takeover magic?!

[Lisanna could turn into a cat girl sure but never a full cat. So naturally Natsu is more than impressed by the display.]

Re: [Video]

[purrinpumpkin]

Just normal kitty magic! You're kinda cute [wink] What's your name?

[Video]

[explodewiththerage]

[Flirting with this guy is about as effective as one would expect from a brick wall. Doesn't chase him off though.]

Kitty magic huh? You're not from Earthland are you?

[He sees no reason to not introduce himself though.]

I'm Natsu.

[private - text]

[baconandsnausages]

[The response that comes up is lightning fast. Mind you, it is just four words. Sorry, Blair. Not even worried about you.]

Is Kid with you?

[Private Video]

[purrinpumpkin]

Nya~ He's probably back at the school organizing his room or something boring like that.

[Forever Texting back so you don't get to see his sadfais XD- private]

[baconandsnausages]

[...Godfuckingdammit. That about sums up the crushing disappointment he's feeling right here.]

I won't expect him anytime soon, then. [Despite the tease on the message, he's not feeling light-hearted about any of this. Hell, he doesn't even know why he hoped.] Thanks anyway.

[monkeystowaway]

Whoa. [He's never seen anyone do something like that before.] That was a pretty neat trick that you just pulled there.

[purrinpumpkin]

Blair has lots of tricks! Wanna come see some? [Yeah, she's flirting]

[monkeystowaway]

[Instantly? You waste no time, Blair.]

Tricks like what?

[Video]

[warring_triad]

[Have a rather intrigued looking clown-guy.]

Oho~? What kind of playing did you have in mind, kitty~?

[Video]

[purrinpumpkin]

Blair's up for anything!

[This guy looks weird. Really weird]

Ya know, you kinda look like a demon I fought off once.

Re: [Video]

[warring_triad]

Well then, you may be just the person to alleviate my boredom~

[He waves a dismissive hand.]

Scars, I assure you. The markings are from a process I undertook to better serve my Emperor, and the bleaching of the skin was a side effect.

[betel_geuse]

Betelgeuse was mildly intrigued by the cat with the witch's hat. The woman with the great rack has him on the videophone in a heartbeat!

"That's a rhetorical question, isn't it, babes? I mean, I can't see many people turning ya down!"

[purrinpumpkin]

Blair pouted a little and leaned forward towards the camera.

"Nyaa, you'd think but the only people who've approached me are some little boy and a weird guy who won't even show his face."

[betel_geuse]

It might seem a bit odd for Betelgeuse, but the last thing he wanted was to see a great rack like that end up full of holes, especially since it wouldn't do the girl any good either!

"Uh, watch out for that last one. It might be the same guy who wanted to put bullets in people earlier," he warned. "Give the kid time though. He'll wise up!"

video;

[dramaticals]

[...CAT. someone he feels comfortable talking to, they're not a human so it works ou-.... and then she transformed. oh well, he knows she's still not entirely human.]

I guess "cat got your tongue" doesn't apply to you.

[she's... overly talkative, it seems.]

That was an impressive transformation as well.

[purrinpumpkin]

[She playfully sticks her tongue out]

Huh?~ I still got my tongue!

[dramaticals]

Hm- it's a figure of speech.

[don't worry about it.]

[Video]

[preferscaptain]

[What have we here? A talking cat... hmm, one looking for handsome me--

oh.

Oh, Hello She's a beauty even for a cat. He's used to werewolves and things though. Nothing out of the ordinary to him here.]

Well, well, if you're looking for a handsome man to help you M'lady, then look no further. My name is Killian.

[Video]

[purrinpumpkin]

Nyaa! Pleased to meet you, Mr. Killian. You're the cutest one to reply yet!

[Video]

[preferscaptain]

[A small chuckle.] Thank you M'lady, glad to know you have good taste.

[A wink.] You are quite possibly the most lovely cat I've ever seen.

[He's a shameless flatterer this pirate.]

Tell me, what can I do for you love?

[ audio ]

[deathsought]

[ Talking cat, but not an Exceed? No... Human that can transform. Okay, he's mildly curious. Still not turning on the camera, though. But wherever he is, it's very quiet. No ambient background noise, beyond a bit of wind. ]

What form of magic is this?

[Video]

[purrinpumpkin]

It's Blair magic.

[What other kind of magic could it be?]

I'm not a witch or anything if that's what you're thinking.~

[short_n_sweet]

[Jaune.]

[Jaune no.]

[Don't. Raye will get mad.]

... Whoa.

[Damnit Jaune.]

[purrinpumpkin]

[She's used to that reaction]

Hi there handsome guy! Wanna come over and play?