[Attention Genessia citizens and Guardians alike! Meet Vyse, the Blue Rogue. This spirited young man appears on your screen, his brown hair a little plastered to his forehead by sweat. He's been running around a lot! But having freshly escaped danger, he's free to dole out the warnings. What little that can be discerned of him is this: he has one funky glass eye-piece, and he's in a well-lit cave of some kind.]

Greetings Genessia. I unfortunately have a warning to issue: the Goblin activity mentioned in the paper is part of something big; some kind of "plan" by Skeletor. Now I don't know who this Skeletor guy is, but I had a little chat with one of his cronies, and if that guy was any indication, this "plan" is big trouble. Those Goblins are armed to the teeth, so I don't think they'll be stopping in for tea.

Right now they're in Fayren. I told the City Guardian about it, but I don't know just what she can do alone against something like that. Personally? If these guys try anything I plan to be right there to put a stop to it. We're on to you, Skeletor.

[Personally he's hoping that being outed might curb Skeletor's ambitions for a while...] Everyone, be careful alright? These guys are dangerous.

WHO: God, Skeletor [closed]
WHAT: Therapy, unionising talk, Skeletor wishing for hair just so he could tear it out.
WHEN: 7/2/14, pm
WHERE: Well, she's in a cage over lava.
NOTES: Pure, unadulterated Skeletor trolling. This is what you get when you mess with her subcity.

( WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS, WHY CAN'T WE- oh, crap, now that song's going to be in my head for a week. )