[Here, have a newcomer who seems to be taking all this in some kind of stride. She's really just got one question for you all.]

So are there some deep dark secrets around here I'm missing, or does someone really just want me to pal around in suburbia for a while?

They're gone. I have scoured this entire place, yet there is nothing to be found.

Once again, I am alone.

Perhaps this is how it should be.