[ _{The video network suddenly explodes with very animated stars flying everywhere. Yes, this is a thing that happens. It stays briefly before fading to a view of the street... and what you witness from the position the camera is in (it seems to be upon a wall, as if it was set to film this performance?) is a handsome young man back flipping into view, striking three poses, and then pointing at the view dramatically with stars somehow flying all around him?! There's also a spot light shinning down upon the figure. Ok.} ]

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! [ _{Ah, he's Japanese... and his English is perhaps not amazing, but he tries. He's now holding a mic and you're not sure if he was holding that when he backflipped in but its definitely there now. He sprints over to the communicator to pick it up, flashing it a handsome grin with his eyes shimmering like sapphires.} ]

MY NAME IS KARAMATSU... and I am here because I am!

[ _What. ]

To dispel evil! To find love! Nothing is really out of reach!! Let us be a kind family, ok!? Thank YOU!

[ _{... He doesn't seem to be fazed hes suddenly in a new place and doesn't seem to realize the fact that hes homeless, in a different dimension, and that his weird antics mean there are literally people staring in the background with wide eyes.} ]

Who: Mewtwo, Weiss Schnee
Where: Nova City Guardian's Office
When: 3/28
What: Mewtwo wishes to discuss the situation revolving around the Vale gate
Warnings: Heated discourse?

( Doesn't have the same ring as 'and the seven dolts.' )

[On screen is Grell, looking pretty bored, or tired. Maybe both. Either way, she isn't really all that chipper at the moment.]

To that anonymous person who complained about charges to their account in the newspaper: that wasn't our fault. Your machine had multiple viruses on it, and any one of them could have made those charges! [She crosses her arms as her boredom quickly changes to anger.] If you think Aster Technologies would give you money without proof of our negligence, then you must be dreaming!

[A pause.]

We should really be charging YOU for endangering our technology! You're lucky to have gotten anything at all!

[Customers are so careless!]

I'll be sure to have you blacklisted from every repair shop in this world!

[HMPH! The nerve of that person!! Not appreciating her hard work. Grell is very proud of her viruses! And those charges helped a struggling reaper get a new purse!]

Now that I have that squared away, would any of you suggest something to listen to while I work? I find that classical music works best when I'm making a mess of things, but not when I'm putting things together. It just doesn't feel...proper.

[The screams of victims goes so much better with a bit of Nocturne.

Grell reaches forward to turn off the feed for now.]