Alright, time to get this out in the open right quick:

There be two men wearin' a clerical collar here, and one obscenely loud tangle of hair and poor costuming.

If ye need religious information, ye ask a priest.

Not a five year old whingin' baby wearin' a loud tee-shirt.

Tis enough poor things to be said about organized religion without some flap mouthed, pea brained, megaphone with legs ruinin' it more.

Now with that aside-

I'm lookin' for employees for the shop. Enchanters, scribes, and a few odd cashiers lookin' to expand their magical know how. I'm more than willin' to accept apprentices, there's plenty of room for advancement.

Mind it'll be like goin' to school for several of ye, I'm gonna need dedication to sittin', readin' writin' and memorization.

If any of ye be interested, I'm the owner of the Cloak and Dagger in Everglade, Cassian Lynch.

I live in the shop, won't be hard to find me.

[He probably turned this on by accident, lets be honest with ourselves here. The video starts to the image of... pictures!

A lot of pictures.

Mostly nonsense, it's more or less a wall of crazy. He's... somewhere. Maybe still with Alucard, maybe he wandered off to a different hiding place, but he's taken his art to the walls and away from paper now, and thanks to Alucard's generous present, it's all in color.

And so is 6. Like a little tie dye doll, he's ever shade imaginable, and several shades of mud too. The doll was quite crafty, it seemed he'd fashioned himself a tool belt made of spun twine, and had stored a few small containers of paint at his hips and waist.

Useful!

Feel free to stare at the insanity all over the walls, plus the alchemy symbols constantly repeating themselves about a million times. He's worked them discreetly into almost every single picture too, they're in the trees, in eyes, in arms and legs and heads and faces.

As for 6?

He's scrawling a massive, pitch black... dog like beast with six eyes.

Humming pleasantly.

This is fine.]

[The video opened somewhere in Fayren's forest, where the trees where massive and seemed to reach the sun. There didn't seem to be anything too unique about the place Bracken was standing. He was wearing his typical mage robes and had his staff, looking like he fit right in with the scenery.

The biggest problem being that he didn't know how to start off his proposal.]

U-Umm... Hi. Does... Does anyone know how to b-build buildings? I-I want to build a house, b-but I'm not sure how.

[He glanced around all the pleasant forest scenery before looking up and turning the camera, pointing high into the trees.]

I-I want to build it there. I... I have some money, I can p-pay if anyone can help.

[Someone liked living in high places.]

[Video]

[Johnny starts up the video feed and he's a little out of breath. His clothes are pretty badly ripped, but physically he looks fine.]

So. I turned into a werewolf. Is this some sort of temporary weirdness or did I unknowingly get scratched by someone that is a werewolf? Cause if this is permanent, I'm going to be pretty annoyed.


[Action; Genessia City Park]

[Okay. Now that he's had time to calm down and breaths, he needs to get a handle on this new thing. It's dark, so he doesn't think he has to worry about too many people being out. He doesn't want to freak anyone out either.

He's just in a pair of gym shorts and nothing else, since he figures anything else would get ripped or damaged.]

Okay..how in the world do you activate werewolfness? [This is a totally new thing to him, so he really wants to get the hangout it.]

Werewolf on! [annnnd nothing. Figures it wouldn't be that easy.]

[The video clicks on and Saitama... Saitama is grinning. He's wearing striped blue pajamas, going off his upper half, which is all that's visible.]

Everyone! This is so cool! I turned into a horse!

[A pause. He glances down, off-camera.]

Well, okay. Half a horse. But isn't that awesome?!

[The video is all wobble and flail for a second and there's a distinctive crunch.]

Well... um... walking is hard. And I think I just broke our table... yep, definitely broke it... sorry Genos.

Where is Genos, anyway? If anyone sees him, tell him to come home soon! He's gotta see this before it wears off!

[Pause.]

If it wears off. It's gonna wear off, right? Uh... otherwise I may need a tailor. My hero suit isn't going to fit on all these legs.

[A hoofbeat, and another crunch.]

...Oops.

action;

[ludger had been walking through the streets of genessia after he had gone out shopping for groceries. he was certain he had acquired everything he would need for that evening meal, and just to be sure he looked down in order to check the bag. as he was rummaging through the brown paper bag he suddenly felt something rise up within him.

it hurt, it burned, and he had no choice but to drop the bag to the ground. the contents rolled out of the bag, making a mess in the streets- but he hardly cared. ludger grabbed his chest, he doubled over, and he felt everything begin to change. he grunted, he groaned, and his cries became louder as the pain moved all through him.

just what was happening....?

before he knew it he felt his hands change. he looked down at himself, seeing his hands turn into large claws, his fingers turning a much more grey color than his regular skin. he felt something begin to come out of his back, now ripping apart the shirt he had been wearing, leaving him shirtless. ludger glanced behind him to see large grey wings coming out of his back and he could hardly believe his eyes.

what.... was this...? he had heard of other people throughout the day turning into things, but he didn't think this would happen to him.

he stood up, trying to get himself under control, but he was having trouble controlling his wings. they were huge, he didn't know how to move them, so he suddenly spread them and accidentally hit someone with them. he turned to the person, now looking obviously frantic.]

A-ah...! Sorry, I'm really sorry! I don't... know how to do this at all! [how was he supposed to change back?! and just why was he a gargoyle?!]

video;

[now ludger just has one simple question-]

I need shirts that can... um... handle wings. Anyone have any suggestions?