Wade Wilson
Hey.

Angel Eyes.

It's fucking boring as hell, please tell me you're not too busy brooding over giant wads of money to hang out for a few hours.

Fuckin' no one at the club on a Monday night, I can ditch it.
 
 
Arro Caine
07 February 2017 @ 02:12 pm
Evaluate existentialism with a skeptical view.

[The feed starts with Arro quietly tending to a small garden he's set up in one part of his apartment. All around him are books, far more than he could successfully borrow from the library. In spite of the clutter they bring, it still has a comfortable look, and his garden is well-positioned near a window. He's planting seeds and tending to some very delicate vines that he's helping wrap themselves around a miniature trellis. He's working quietly, with his sleeves rolled up and different gloves from his usual sort on his hands. It is also very obvious the camera has been deliberately run as it has a good view of his work.]

Pardon my silence, I meant to speak while I work, but I let myself get distracted on what-ifs... However, I'm quite pleased at the wide variety of nocturnal plant-life here~ Even if I keep finding myself holding on to some old things that's somewhat difficult to let go of.

[As he speaks, he carefully covers the seeds, inserting plant food sticks and then carefully watering his garden.]

That said...I suppose I could talk about my business, but if you're interested in that, please leave a message. I could talk about the GSRF, but you've seen that quite a bit with the recent goings-on.

Instead, let me ask you about our place here. Some seem extremely ready to integrate; making the best of our situation, but that's hardly true of everyone. I have noted that to varying degrees there are grumbles, but how does everyone actually feel, being here?

Generally, when the status quo changes, we have a group that takes to the change immediately, a group that wishes for the old way but won't do anything about it, a group that's proactive in trying to change things back, and a group that takes a "wait-and-see" approach. Where are you on this spectrum?

For those that are curious, I'm a studious sort...and I'm willing to take to a change so I can study how everyone else is affected by it. The incident with Mr. Seek had a lot of peculiar results, for example.
 
 
ᴅᴀᴠᴇ sᴛʀɪᴅᴇʀ
07 February 2017 @ 04:38 pm
its me again here to inform you of a holiday television promotion for those of you who want to do shit dick outside of your homes in these loving times
but first let me inform you about some tv and movie facts:
- i am not responsible for that news muppet i have no idea where that guy comes from
- alternative news featuring me as your anchorman can be located on channel 4 at 8am 7pm + 3am on weekends because i have nothing better to do
its good news my cat does the weather and i talk about important shit like what everglades recent announcements actually mean and where you can still get that cure from that nova water incident and a 20/20 piece investigation on where the fuck we can locate a pokemon
- i still need people to work doing behind the scenes stuff like lighting and cameras and scripts cause its all me rn or if you think your face would look boss on screen hit me up
- ive been slowly feeding films into the theater opening weekend this week for the shark movie sequel

anyways channel 12 is once again going fucking off the rails but this time with
~VALENTINES DAY~
starting today and ending in exactly a week you have access to this horrific collection of romcoms and drama nonsense i was carrying for someone else and am now stuck with
i dont want to explain quadrants so all the troll (if you remember porrim this what i mean by troll) films are limited to the pale one with softcore face touching between pals
smut at its finest

heres some examples of what you can watch this week while stuffing chocolate into your face that you bought yourself bc why do you need someone to hand it to you:
mr & ms smith - 2 spies kick everyones asses including eachothers and its a massive turn on for them
the notebook - ryan gosling is kind of a dick
little shop of horrors - an abusive relationship between a nerd and his plant
love actually - everyones got a fucking problem
good luck chuck - dane cook sleeps with women he would never get irl and they all realize they can do way better after except jessica alba i guess
night at the museum - a tiny roman and a little cowboy find love ft. ben stiller as their matchmaker
titanic - a boat hits a block of ice and everybody dies including your love interest
moonstruck - nic cage and cher ????
highschool musical - souring flying theres not an autotune not in sight
dirty dancing - is not actually that dirty but they had the time of their life
cast away - tom hanks falls in love with a vollyball while exploring his mail kink
twilight - kstew and whatshisname debate jumping off a cliff in the sequel she actually does but has failed to escape this vampire love triangle
moulin rouge - fuck i actually liked this one
pretty woman - im p sure she was doing coke and they never address it