genessia | Not at all private, but Bane's been pinged personally for it anyway/Video

Was this message supposed to be for me?

[He did get the direct ping but he isn't sure Wade sent it to the right person.]

No it's for my other blue alien friend who doesn't leave his house for less than twenty dollars.

You coming?

What's in it for me?

I already gave you twenty dollars this week.

That was a bet that you lost. This is something new.

You'll have to make it worth my while.

You get to spend time with me.

It's called a relationship, specifically of the friend variety.

Look bro, you don't show up, I can go over there.

Are you that bored?

And what did you call me earlier?

I'm dying.

Angel Eyes, but something tells me you've never seen a Spaghetti Western in your life.

You'd be right there. I have no idea what you're talking about.

[And he's not sure if Wade is trying to insult him or compliment him or just make fun of him in some way. He hasn't figured Deadpool out yet, even if he was intrigued by their earlier adventure.]

I'll see if I can find it one day.

Anyway, you coming or am I going?

Find what?

[He's a little irritated by the answer - or lack thereof - ignoring the rest for now.]

A Western is a kind of movie, Dingus.

Okay fine, I'll find the movie and then I'll come over there.

[He's not one to usually welcome 'hanging out' without some good reason but he shrugs. He hasn't got a lot else to do right now anyway.]

Fine. Come over. I'm in the Commons.

[Let's face it, there's never much to do between bounties]

On it!

[The only thing that keeps Wade from popping up immediately is the fact that he does, in fact, have to hunt this movie down.

So at the very least it's a solid ten minutes later before, in a flash of blue, Wade pops up in the bounty hunters room, box of beer in one hand, and a movie in the other]

Bro time!

[Knowing how quickly Wade could pop around, Bane was beginning to think he wasn't going to show up after all. He glances up from where he's sitting on the bed. He needs to find a better place than this starter free accommodation soon. It was a bit cramped and was beginning to remind him of his homeworld - which he had wanted to get away from as soon as he could.]

You could've used the door.

I could have.

But I didn't.

[The beer was set down, and the DVD in question tossed from hand to hand]

You ready for this? It's a fuckin' classic where I'm from, I think you'll like it.

[He waves a long-fingered blue hand for him to do what he had to do to set things up.]

Next time you'll use the door.

[The dry drawl was voiced like a casual order, not a request.]

Edited 2017-02-07 09:21 (UTC)

Okay, sure, whatever you say, ultra buddy.

[He's not using that fuckin' door, Bane.

The movie was set up, Wade cracked a beer and handed it off, figuring Bane was no where near relaxed enough around him to actually drink it.

But it's the thought that counts, right? He cracks his own open and sits back, as the opening credits roll]

I'd record your first Spaghetti Western filming but I kinda don't want you to shoot my phone.

So this is entertainment on your planet?

[He does check the drink before he drank some of it. He doesn't think Wade has the worst intentions here, though. If he'd wanted to try to hurt the bounty hunter, he could have done that the other day when they'd been dealing with the zombies. For now he trusts him enough to not attempt a poisoning.]

Nice hat.

[He remarks as they continue watching.]

Yeah, this is pretty much the end of a work week kinda deal for most earth people.

[The signature song playing, and the TV is awash in nice hats.

It really isn't too long before Wade is pointing at the screen eagerly]

That guy. Pay attention to that guy right there.

[Why? Because as the movie reveals, that's the mysterious Angel Eyes Wade was banging on about earlier.]

[Bane looks critically to Wade then back at the screen again.]

You're comparing me to him?

Look, you gotta watch the movie, you'll get it.

Shut up.

Fine, fine.

[And he goes quiet, watching the film. Frowning on occasion.]

[LERN 2 FUN, BANE.

Honestly, it's quite full of action and shooting and the aforementioned Angel Eyes being the Scariest Motherfucker In The Movie.

.... Too bad it's pretty clear in the end that he gets shot as dead as a goddamn doornail but for the rest of the movie?

Biggest badass.]

[Resting his chin on his hands, Bane does get more invested as the story goes on. When Angel Eyes gets shot, the frown deepens.]

He should've shot them both when he had a chance. He didn't need the name. Just hire some goons to dig up the entire graveyard. Any funny business, they get shot too.

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