[the video begins with absolutely terrible timing just as Bartolomeo is sniffling back his snot with a giant SNOOOORRRRT. Right then and there. But hey, if he's going to talk on camera, he's got to sober up and stop wibbling and crying]

So if he's not on the map on the phone and not in the dream docks and not anywhere, that means the greatest man to ever grace these cities and the man who will become the Pirate King is really gone, for real. It's a damn shame. I got real attached to having him around, y'know? Back home I could live just fine on my own with my crew and just knowing that I was Second Division commander in his fleet, even if it was probably gonna be a long time until I saw him again, but here? Damn this place, gettin' me all comfy and able to live with Luffy-senpai. Fuck!

[just thinking of it makes him tear up again, but he quickly swipes his sleeve over his eyes to stifle it]

I'll deal, but I just had to pick up the phone and tell everyone that they've missed their chance to get to know a truly amazing guy. And if you happen to see a streak of fire tearin' around any of the cities, it's probably Ace-sama and you'd better stay out of his way 'cause I dunno what he'll do without his brother.

...that goes triple for you, White Chase. I don't wanna hear shit from you right now. [which naturally invites Smoker to give him all the shit, if he wants to talk about Luffy]