[Signs. There are signs to everything. Signs when a boy likes a girl, or when a baby is hungry, signs to show someone is irritated, signs to show that someone is bad with technology.....sign to show someone is irritated cause they're bad with technology. Like her. Though you can't see her, you can definitely hear her.]

This. Bloody. THING! "Easy instructions" my arse!

[There's a few more clicking noises, maybe a few banging noises too. There is most certainly mumbled swearing, specifically before "aiuosg;dsifegharoiDOGHSE'hdo'ghklsdj'wehgt3q984t6438340yterot" gets sent out to everyone.]

Wha-!! What'd I do this time?!?! Oh, BUGGER me!!

[Shortly after, the video feature activates and the world is greeted by a rather striking beauty. Or well, she would be if she didn't look like she's about to tear someone in half with teeth.]

Wha--what's all this now?? Seven 'ells I 'ate this thing already....

[More grumbled swearing, dissatisfied guttural noises, and a couple of minutes later a familiar recording plays.]

"Hello, my name is Weiss Schnee, CEO of Schnee Comp-"

SHUT YER GOB! I 'EARD YOU THE FIRST TIME! Grah! Twelve take you....

[Someone should probably help her before she destroys that nice hologram.]

[ The video shows fur, a twitch of whiskers, a pink nose, then a large black eye.]

Hmm, a curious item, that it is.

[ The owner of the large eye moves back enough to show the face of a fluffy hamster. She probably should be more concerned about suddenly appearing in a new place. Her master specifically told her to be more aware, but such complex things weren't worth the worry.]

I have questions, that I do.
Why are people giving me orbs?
It was quite generous of them, that it was.

[ She caught and kept whatever Pokeballs people threw at her. A much smaller rodent made a sound. The Togedemaru appeared on screen, looking somewhat similar to its unaware trainer.]

Am I a mother now?
I have yet to find a mate, and I'm​ quite sure that I don't lays eggs, that I am.

"Renfield, stop that." Her Psyduck was staring at Sakuya, it arms held up to its own head. Why couldn't she have ended up with a pokémon like the Sneasel she got too? At least that was useful.

"It insists on popping out of his... I think it's a he... pokéball..." She's still dragging Sakuya out with her if she likes it or not.