[The cyborg appears, his tone and manner even more grave than usual as he makes his announcement.]

It has been brought to my attention that Nova City Guardian Gale Reinhardt has returned to his place of origin. I am certain he will be missed by many here and it was an honor to serve as his deputy. With his absence I am now your Guardian, at least on a temporary basis until the next formal election.

I will endeavor to serve the community to the best of my abilities.

Deputies of Nova City, report to me at once with your status and check in so we can confirm any other unfortunate disappearances.

If any of you, the public, have any concerns, they may be addressed here.

[On May 4th, the feed opens to a sweating skeleton who's looking down and out, in Genessia City just outside the portal. Why the not-so-cool face, big guy?]

Saturday

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I HATE THAT SANDY PLACE!!! IT'S COARSE AND ROUGH AND THERE'S MONSTERS EVERYWHERE!!! AND NOT FRIENDLY AWESOME ONES LIKE ME EITHER!! I WISH I DIDN'T FEEL INEXPLICABLY MOTIVATED TO GO THERE SO MUCH!!!

SPEAKING OF WHICH, IF YOU GO THERE TOO DESPITE MY VERY FRIENDLY ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GO TO THE MINES!! BECAUSE IN ONE OF THE PATHS YOU'LL FIND SOMEWHERE EXTRA, SUPER PORTALLY! THE CLOSER I GOT, THE EMPTIER I FELT! IT WAS LIKE ALL MY MEMORIES, MY VERY SOUL, WAS BEING SUCKED DRY!! THE HEADBOTHERING THAT GOES ON THERE WAS SUPERCHARGED TENFOLD!! MAYBE THAT'S THE SOURCE OF THAT ENTIRE PLACE'S PROBLEMS!?

WELL, WHATEVER THAT SELF-DELETING THING WAS, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE SHOULD GO TO THAT LAME DESERT!!

[Could Papyrus have stumbled upon the key to the other world's ills? In case you suffered Papyrus withdrawals, here's another broadcast three days later.]

Tuesday

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ABSOLUTELY EVERY ONE SHOULD GO TO THAT LAME DESERT! BECAUSE MY COWORKER AND I FOUND SOMETHING EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!!

A BOOK!! IT SAYS TO FIND FIVE PUZZLE PIECES TO SAVE THE WORLD!! HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF TIMES!! THAT'S...ALL THAT'S IN THE BOOK, REALLY. IT WASN'T VERY INTERESTING THE FIRST FEW TIMES. THAT MUST MEAN IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT!!

[Close enough.]

AS A GENIUS PUZZLE MASTER, I DEDUCE THAT THAT MEANS WE NEED TO FIND FIVE...THINGS...AND THEN CHUCK THEM IN THAT HORRIBLE SUPER-PORTAL I MENTIONED EARLIER!! THAT'LL PROBABLY SOLVE EVERYTHING!!!

HAS ANYONE FOUND FIVE THINGS?? OR EVEN ONE???

BETTER KEEP LOOKING!!! IF YOU DO, MAKE SURE YOU BRING A BUDDY!! AND IF YOU HAVE NO BUDDIES, BRING A PAPYRUS, FOR I'M THE BEST BUDDY THERE IS!! NYEH HEH HEH!