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[ordinarily]

[ Greetings, Genessia. Please, help yourself to the sight of one disgruntled teenager staring right at the camera. Don't worry, he read the pamphlet, and he's even holding it in his hand. But he looks so utterly unconvinced, it might as well look like someone tried to convince him that Santa was real. ]

Alright, who did it this time? [ He pauses, half expecting a response. But after a second, keeps going. ] I know usually it's Vlad who tries to make my life miserable, but I think even Vlad would remember to tie me up or something. So, what, did you blow out your budget on the smartphone and forgot to buy some rope or something?

[ He pauses a bit longer this time, his frustration slowly being replaced by actual uncertainty. This is usually the part where the ghost announces their presence. ]

... Uh... hello?

[ Still nothing. ]

... Okay, it's kind of hard to exchange witty banter if the bad guy's not here.

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[cinder_ella]

[At least he gets what she was saying before, but she could hardly play the role of the good guy. At least.... not in the way he'd hope for her to do so.]

And what if the bad guy is right there all along?

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[ordinarily]

Then the bad guy really sucks at witty banter.

[ainoakuma]

Smart phone?

[She's picked up on technology more since she's been here, but there were still a few things she wasn't familiar with.

Do you see that red tail with a white ribbon on the end of it poking in the background?]

It may seem strange, but this place is fairly safe.... Most of the time.

[ordinarily]

Or, PDA I guess? I dunno, it's one of the two.

[ The tail would probably freak him out more if he wasn't so used to ghosts. As it was, Danny was pretty well convinced that he was just dumped in the Ghost Zone somewhere, and the bad guy was doing a bad job of following up on that. ]

Define 'safe'.

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[inhisdebt]

Did you want to be tied up or something?

[That's a first...]

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[ordinarily]

Wha-- NO!

[ Although, in her defense, that was totally what it sounded like... ]

I just-- I mean, if you're gonna kidnap someone, you should probably tie them up, right?

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[respect_points]

I'm not a bad guy, but I could do my best to exchange witty banter.

[Because it sounds like fun. yep.]

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[ordinarily]

The moment's kind of lost, at this point. But uh, sure?

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[weapongeek]

Maybe there's an app that allows you to tie someone up on that smartphone?

[She's trying, okay?]

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[ordinarily]

Well, someone forgot to use it.

[ No, Ruby, you don't understand. He's seen bindings come out of every possible thing ever. He wouldn't put it past the smart phone to do that. ]

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[bigbadvigilante]

Not really a bad guy, but Casey Jones is always up for quipping.

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[ordinarily]

... Did you just refer to yourself in third person?

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[blackkirin]

[Taiki's just going to stare wide-eyed at his phone with some alarm.]

There's a bad guy here??

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[ordinarily]

Well, apparently not, from what everyone keeps saying.

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[kindprincess]

[Yuuki couldn't help but be a little puzzled at this.]

So... You want to be tied up for some reason? I can't say I get it, but I guess if that is what you like I won't judge.

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[ordinarily]

... Why does everyone keep thinking that?

I'm just saying, if you're gonna kidnap someone, you're doing a pretty bad job if they can just get up and walk out.

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[gullwingsgunner]

Since no one has answered this question yet, we don't actually know who did it. But there are bad guys around somewhere, but I don't think they are the cause.

[At least she didn't mention anything else about what was said.]

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[ordinarily]

[ Oh. Hi. You didn't make some offhand comment about anything else in this post. ]

... So then, what, the bad guys got brought here like everyone else?

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[sharingkindness]

Hello.

[Why yes that is a talking yellow pegasus on the other end.]

Why would you want to exchange witty banter with a bad guy?

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[ordinarily]

[ ... Okay, for a brief moment, he was almost surprised. Then he remembered literally everything else in his life, and the surprise kind of diminished. Then again, this wasn't a ghost, so... still not sure how to feel about it. ]

It's kind of standard, at this point?

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[shslprogrammer]

Logically...I think it would cost millions if not billions of pounds to actually build five whole cities and smartphones for everyone.

Plus given this fact and the fact we are stuck here there would be no point for rope anyway. I think that's a much better thing, even if kidnapping isn't all that fun.

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[ordinarily]

[ Danny only gleaned one thing from this: ]

So it is a rich guy!

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[witchofsnakes]

I'm sorry, I forgot the rope. Or I would have if I did anything that lame.

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[ordinarily]

Look, not all bad guys have big budgets. I've accepted this.

[ I mean, look at the Box Ghost. ]

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[tenminutes]

I don't think there is a bad guy, just some weirdo invisible people who want to play house.

Late tag is late but hi

[lookprofessor]

[Luke only catches the tail end of the conversation Danny is having with the camera.]

I haven't seen "the" bad guy. I've seen plenty of bad guys overall, but not the bad guy.

[Hello have a blue-hat-wearing British gentleman-in-training.]

...if the bad guy was right there though, wouldn't you want to get away? Instead of...well, instead of witty banter..ing. They're the bad guy, after all.

[He's totally serious too, 100 percent sarcasm free.]