Ninth invocation; video

[betel_geuse]

Betelgeuse floated above a bed. He didn't know who owned the bed, but he was borrowing it for a bit. He tended to switch which house he was haunting, whenever he got bored. A big danmaku event was coming up, but it was taking time. Idly, he flipped through the videophone, reading and playing people's messages and randomly throwing out comments. After a while, he began his own video.

"YO, GENESSIA...and well, the other places, too. How are you babes and fellas getting on? Gotta admit, your resident Ghost with the Most is a tad bit bored. NOW. I could just come up with some brilliant scheme to prank you all, because honestly, you need some shaking up. I've been listening in on some of your messages on this thing, which is the best gossip hotline I've ever seen, I gotta say.

Where was I?

Ah, yeah, yeah, anyways, it's just too damn quiet, know what I mean? SO, instead of pranking you, I'll give you a chance to distract me. I don't care how. JUST MAKE SOME DAMN NOISE ALREADY!"

Comments

[betel_geuse]

"Oh, sure, sure, no problem! Only thing is where would we get supplies? Not a lot of stuff in the homes I've been haunting."

[tenminutes]

Haunt the home of an arsonist or something then.

[betel_geuse]

"I don't know any arsonists, kid. Do you? I mean, if you do, I'll be happy to haunt them, gratis even! Gotta find one first though."

[tenminutes]

No..

[ She sounds disappointed. ]

Maybe if we leave a bunch of matches out and see if anyone gets all pyro with them we can find one.

[betel_geuse]

"I think that would take too long. How much money do you have? Kinda broke myself, but it looks like buying stuff is our best bet."

[tenminutes]

I can probably only buy a couple. Battler and I got a house a couple of months ago, most of our money goes to that.

[ And here comes the BIG sigh. She likes her house but she misses being able to buy things frivolously. ]

[betel_geuse]

"You sure you mind a bit of petty theft? A couple won't make much noise...it might not even get noticed."