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[kiryuin_shield]

[The video starts with a close up on Gamagori's face, glaring into the camera. He says nothing for a while, but when he does speak, it's loud enough you could probably mute the feed and still hear him fine.]

Whoever brought me here had better show themselves now! I cannot be away from Honnouji Academy, the Naturals Election is starting tomorrow, and I will not allow Lady Satsuki's faith in me to be broken! Show yourself, and I will not kill you. Prolong this, and I assure you, you will be begging for death by the time I'm done disciplining you!

Comments

[kiryuin_shield]

...No. I have never been interested in Drama Club.

[...Totally not what she meant, Ira.]

[onecream_fivesugar]

...But it sounds so fun.

[Great, now they're both off topic.]

[kiryuin_shield]

It would also mean I would be taking orders from Jakazure. That is something I cannot abide.

[I mean... she's so... TINY. What were they talking about again?]

[onecream_fivesugar]

Oh come on, she's not that ba- [Wait a second, Ruby just realized she has no idea who they're talking about.]

-Who's Jakazure again?

[kiryuin_shield]

Nonon Jakazure. President of the Band Club and Student Council representative for non-athletic clubs, and Lady Satsuki's oldest friend.

[onecream_fivesugar]

Oh, Right.

[She has no idea who either of those people are.]

[kiryuin_shield]

[Scoff.]

This sort of thing should be common knowledge! Even for a no-star like you!

[Because only no-star students have casual clothes. ...Not that he realizes she's not a student at Honnouji Academy.]

[onecream_fivesugar]

[Why did it feel like she was suddenly talking to Weiss?]

No-star!? I am at least a two star, thank you very much!

[Ruby, Four stars is what people generally consider good.]

[kiryuin_shield]

[Have the most intimidating of stares ever. If there's one thing he can't stand, it's a no-star masquerading as a 2-star. Especially in front of a 3-star. 1-stars get no love.]

Oh really? Where is your uniform, then!? And what club do you head? What is your name?

[onecream_fivesugar]

[That is one fierce stare.]

It's in my closet, where it belongs at the moment!I'm the leader of Team RWBY and my name is Ruby Rose!

[kiryuin_shield]

[Scoff.]

As I thought. You are nothing but a no-star scum, pretending to have earned Lady Satsuki's favor!

[He moves his camera to zoom in on the three stars adorning his collar.]

And you had the misfortune of bragging about it to Gamagori Ira! HEAD OF HONNOUJI ACADEMY'S DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE!

[onecream_fivesugar]

...

That sounds like the worst committee ever.

[kiryuin_shield]

IT IS A SERIOUS OFFENSE FOR A NO-STAR TO IMPERSONATE A TWO-STAR! WHERE ARE YOU!?

[onecream_fivesugar]

[Oh no! She screwed up and now the yelling man is out to get her. This is the second worst day ever!]

AsfarawayfromyouasIcanbeatthemoment!

[In her bed, under the covers.]

[kiryuin_shield]

I WILL FIND YOU!

[Zod ain't got nothing on Gamagori.]

AND WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME!? THERE IS NO RUBY ROSE ENROLLED AT HONNOUJI ACADEMY!

[onecream_fivesugar]

No you wont!

[She has a fortified blanket fort and a gunscythe, you aren't taking her alive.]

That's because I go to Beacon! Not where ever the heck you go to!

[kiryuin_shield]

[And that last bit clicks with him, and his volume goes down by a good twenty decibels.]

...Beacon? I don't understand. If you do not attend Honnouji Academy, why did you say you were a 2-star student?

[onecream_fivesugar]

[Her ears appreciate that.]

...Because two stars are better than none?

[kiryuin_shield]

[Congratulations Ruby. You just made a ten-foot tall giant facepalm.]

In Honnouji Academy, all students are ranked based on talent and effort, ranging from no-stars, to three-stars.

[The camera zooms in on the stars on his collar again.]

It is a literal classification, and not some subjective ranking based on... whatever it is you thought it was.

[onecream_fivesugar]

[She's pretty pro like that. Totally better than no-stars.]

Oh... Okay! I gotchya.

[There's a brief pause.]

So it's not like a movie review rating, right?

[kiryuin_shield]

No. It's nothing like that.

[onecream_fivesugar]

Oh. That's no fun...

[kiryuin_shield]

Fun has nothing to do with it.

[onecream_fivesugar]

It would be more enjoyable if it did. You can't deny that.

[kiryuin_shield]

Fun lead to laxness, which leads to sloppiness, which leads to disorder, which leads to chaos.

Fun has no place in Honnouji Academy.