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genessia2014-12-30 01:58 am
mamizou_futatsuiwa) wrote in genessia2014-12-30 01:58 am
First Transformation - Video
[An unfamiliar face appears on the screen. For once a new face is not clamoring on about how they got here, what they would do to whoever brought them here, or asking if they could go home. This, of course, had a lot to do with the fact this person was not actually a new resident at all, though no one, not even the people that knew her, would realize that. A bake-danuki was a master of disguise after all, and this one was even more talented then most. The girl speaks, in a voice far removed from that she uses in her real form.]
So like, I heard people here are pretty dumb and some junk. Some of you just believe whateeeeeever someone tells you, no matter if it is totes silly and super obviously fake. That really hurts my feelings, you know! I hate being surrounded by people that are like so dense they can't see the tree for...you know, stuff. Don't make me do proverbs. I like, totally hate 'em! I hate 'em more then I do a bad hair day. Not that a beauty like me gets those but if I wasn't so great I can see 'em being something that would make me mad, you know? Anywhos, about you people and your silly faces. You know, its super easy to make it look like someone is doing something when they really aren't. As long as you know like...computers or maybe magic...magic is a thing here, right? People like...actually do it? Anywho, these. Watch these completely fake videos to see how easy it is!
[What follows is a series of short videos featuring what appears to be the various guardians of the cities. The first features Ejava Tepet, who for some reason is wearing an extremely frilly dress.]
Look at me! Look at dance, for I am a pretty, pretty princess!
[A few seconds of awkward attempts at dancing follow, before the screen fades to reveal the face of the Everglade guardian Yuna. Its a face covered in a frown.]
Everyone keeps saying mean things about me! About me doing horrible things that might end up in people getting hurt! But its not true! I'm not a bad person...
[Her hand reaches off camera to grab something, and for some reason she puts a pair of sunglasses over her eyes.]
...if Yuna what I mean!
[The third video displays the purple haired tresses of the summoner of the great Beelzesatan. Vyers wears a dour expression on his face as he faces the camera.]
While I have not summoned any demon lords, there is one thing that I must confess to all of you. I fear it is too important to keep to myself. The truth is, I like big butts. I know it may be a shock to all of you, but I cannot and will not lie.
[After that shocking revelation, there is one last face to appear on the screen. Satsuki Kiryuin has the most out of character expression on her face, because she's wearing a wide smile on her face.]
I, Satsuki, am the happy face lady! I ate forty gallons of ice cream and now I have all the energy! ALL OF IT! Watch me punch this wall until it cries!
[She lashes out at the wall next to her which, predictably doesn't cry but instead hurts her hand, which she shakes.]
Awwww! Ouchies, Satsuki got an ouchie! The only answer to this is more ICE CREAM!
[After this the girl from before reappears.]
See? Totes not believable at all. If I can do that, imagine what someone who spent actual time on it could do! So like, what I'm saying and all is to not let yourself be a dumbface and believe stupid stuff. At least some of you are prolly smart, use that smarts for figuring out truths, not just sitting around eating ice cream so you can have a big butt to dance with the princess. Gawd, I can't believe I had to do this!
[And with that, the unknown girl is off. Poof!]
So like, I heard people here are pretty dumb and some junk. Some of you just believe whateeeeeever someone tells you, no matter if it is totes silly and super obviously fake. That really hurts my feelings, you know! I hate being surrounded by people that are like so dense they can't see the tree for...you know, stuff. Don't make me do proverbs. I like, totally hate 'em! I hate 'em more then I do a bad hair day. Not that a beauty like me gets those but if I wasn't so great I can see 'em being something that would make me mad, you know? Anywhos, about you people and your silly faces. You know, its super easy to make it look like someone is doing something when they really aren't. As long as you know like...computers or maybe magic...magic is a thing here, right? People like...actually do it? Anywho, these. Watch these completely fake videos to see how easy it is!
[What follows is a series of short videos featuring what appears to be the various guardians of the cities. The first features Ejava Tepet, who for some reason is wearing an extremely frilly dress.]
Look at me! Look at dance, for I am a pretty, pretty princess!
[A few seconds of awkward attempts at dancing follow, before the screen fades to reveal the face of the Everglade guardian Yuna. Its a face covered in a frown.]
Everyone keeps saying mean things about me! About me doing horrible things that might end up in people getting hurt! But its not true! I'm not a bad person...
[Her hand reaches off camera to grab something, and for some reason she puts a pair of sunglasses over her eyes.]
...if Yuna what I mean!
[The third video displays the purple haired tresses of the summoner of the great Beelzesatan. Vyers wears a dour expression on his face as he faces the camera.]
While I have not summoned any demon lords, there is one thing that I must confess to all of you. I fear it is too important to keep to myself. The truth is, I like big butts. I know it may be a shock to all of you, but I cannot and will not lie.
[After that shocking revelation, there is one last face to appear on the screen. Satsuki Kiryuin has the most out of character expression on her face, because she's wearing a wide smile on her face.]
I, Satsuki, am the happy face lady! I ate forty gallons of ice cream and now I have all the energy! ALL OF IT! Watch me punch this wall until it cries!
[She lashes out at the wall next to her which, predictably doesn't cry but instead hurts her hand, which she shakes.]
Awwww! Ouchies, Satsuki got an ouchie! The only answer to this is more ICE CREAM!
[After this the girl from before reappears.]
See? Totes not believable at all. If I can do that, imagine what someone who spent actual time on it could do! So like, what I'm saying and all is to not let yourself be a dumbface and believe stupid stuff. At least some of you are prolly smart, use that smarts for figuring out truths, not just sitting around eating ice cream so you can have a big butt to dance with the princess. Gawd, I can't believe I had to do this!
[And with that, the unknown girl is off. Poof!]
[Video]
[Why are you making this into a competition, Midboss?]
Those fake videos are ridiculous, I must admit. At least these ones are amusing.
Hmhm, glad I could please, Mademoiselle.