2nd Ice Cream TEXT + VIDEO

[neapolitiny]

[The heist might of gone well and good, as well as the previous robbery of precious stones. But, sadly, even that's not enough to satisfy her need for chaos and destruction whenever it presents itself.

And boy did it.

Having to, however, keep a moderately innocent guise up, she instead offers a riddle text to see just who has a worthy thought or interesting reaction and answer. Maybe one of those idiots can keep her entertained.]

A natural state, I'm sought by all.
Go without me, and you shall fall.
You do me when you spend,
and use me when you eat to no end.

What am I?

Too hard? By all means~

What is he that builds stronger than either the mason, the shipwright, or the carpenter?

Private to the Bad Guys Legion/ Mostly to CRME]
So, when can I, once more, show that blond bimbo just who's better at dealing the damage?

Comments

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[addictedtojump]

What's the prize though?

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[neapolitiny]

[She doesn't kill you, that's what.]

That's a surprise. Can't spoil it.

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[addictedtojump]

[Oh come on, you know you like him.]

Well... I do like surprises. And free stuff. How many guesses do I get?

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[neapolitiny]

You have but two answers.

If you get them wrong upon both times, well, let's just stay you have to swear oath to be my own little personal servant.

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[addictedtojump]

Hmmmm... I don't know if I want to take that risk...

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[neapolitiny]

Too late~ You already responded so you have to answer now or face consequence.

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[addictedtojump]

[Shit.]

T-that's not fair! But... Fine...

Uh... Is it money and... God?

[video]

[neapolitiny]

[Can't help but give a wider smirk than her usual one she displays.]

Pack your things; you belong to me now~

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[addictedtojump]

W-what?! I have to move in with you?! But I just opened up for business and hired my first employee! I can't move out now!

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[neapolitiny]

Too late~

A bargain is a bargain and if you were to turn back now then what kind of honor would you have?

And of course, I'd have to kill you.

Besides, we have a lovely hotel for you to stay in and you can still do your...menial things.

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[addictedtojump]

Can't I just... Work 9-5? That way I could keep taking other jobs!

...Wait. Kill me?!

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[neapolitiny]

Tut tut, I'm afraid not. You entered in to this and now you must pay your debts~

Of course. How else would a man regain his honor?

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[addictedtojump]

What about... I live there during the weekends?

There are plenty of ways! And a lot of them don't end in my death!

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[neapolitiny]

Nope, nope and nope~

I'm not one to give up my toys easily.

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[addictedtojump]

Well... How long do I have to do this for?

[Why does he always get stuck with the crazy ones...]

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[neapolitiny]

Till your services no longer amuse me or are needed, of course.

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[addictedtojump]

[Gintoki starts laughing nervously.]

O-okay that sounds fair.

Oh wait you haven't told me the address GUESS I CAN'T GET THERE OKAY BYE

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[neapolitiny]

I have ways of finding you, don't worry. There's no way I'm letting you out of this debt till I'm satisfied.