[Video]

[yesterdays_hero]

[Captain Hammer can think of only one reason he's in this weird place, and that's because Genessia is seriously lacking in heroes. So he's fine with the transition, and probably handling it way better than most. Evil needs to be fought on every front, not just Los Angeles.]

I'd offer most of you a welcome, but I'm just like you. I woke up here only a few days ago.

Even so!

[He shifts his stance casually, fists punched into his hips.]

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Captain Hammer. Some of you may have heard of me, and if that's the case, yes, I do autographs. But that!

[He raises a finger, smiling.]

Is only when I'm not giving evildoers the pasting they deserve. Now, I haven't come across too many of you villains out there, and I don't blame you for hiding. But rest assured. You step out of line. You cause trouble. You do anything to harass these nice simple folk?

The Hammer will be there.

[He actually looks more than a little intimidating...and then he abruptly shifts back to casual mode again.]

So who's up for a meet 'n greet tonight over pizza?

Comments

[Video]

[was_a_hunter]

I think that would be a wonderful idea.

[She really did adore Hammer. He was always so sweet to her.]

I'll meet you wherever you pick.

[Video]

[yesterdays_hero]

Which apartment building do you live in? I'll pick you up.

[He may not have his super vehicles yet, but he can at least escort her like a proper heroic awesome gentleman.]

[Video]

[was_a_hunter]

I live in the Lawrence archway...but I'm not so sure picking me up would be a good thing.

[Jealous son and a man coming to pick up momma...could very well end badly.]

[Video]

[yesterdays_hero]

[He chuckles heartily.]

I don't think you need to worry about your weight. Being curvy is in.

[See how much he boosts confidences everywhere?]

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[was_a_hunter]

[She blinks slowly...Oh Hammer, you get a gold star for trying.]

I was more referring to my son being home.

[Video]

[yesterdays_hero]

[He makes the silent 'ah ha' gesture, mouth open as he tips back and leans forward again.]

Gotcha. Kids can be a little possessive.

[So that means she's either a single mom, or married and bored. Either one is fine with him.]

Outside, then?