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[Captain Hammer can think of only one reason he's in this weird place, and that's because Genessia is seriously lacking in heroes. So he's fine with the transition, and probably handling it way better than most. Evil needs to be fought on every front, not just Los Angeles.]

I'd offer most of you a welcome, but I'm just like you. I woke up here only a few days ago.

Even so!

[He shifts his stance casually, fists punched into his hips.]

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Captain Hammer. Some of you may have heard of me, and if that's the case, yes, I do autographs. But that!

[He raises a finger, smiling.]

Is only when I'm not giving evildoers the pasting they deserve. Now, I haven't come across too many of you villains out there, and I don't blame you for hiding. But rest assured. You step out of line. You cause trouble. You do anything to harass these nice simple folk?

The Hammer will be there.

[He actually looks more than a little intimidating...and then he abruptly shifts back to casual mode again.]

So who's up for a meet 'n greet tonight over pizza?

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Hammer!

[Mary is actually really glad to see you. She doesn't have many friends, but he's one of her closest.]

I'm so glad to see you!

[As she should be! Pretty women always have the most to fear from dastardly villains.]

Well hello, sweetheart. Nice to see someone around this place recognizes me.

[Even if he doesn't recognize her. Did they sleep together? ...Nah, he'd remember, he's pretty sure.]

I don't see how I could forget you. It feels like it's been ages.

[If she were to become romantically involved with anyone, it would probably be him. He was sweet to her.]

Maybe it has been ages.

[Because he's still not pulling up a name or a face from his memory.]

Why don't we start over, then? Captain Hammer.

[He holds out his hand as if to shake, though clearly they cannot.]

And it's a great pleasure to meet you.

[She waves at the screen, truly amused, but so very glad to see him.]

Mary Winchester. I'd love to get to know you again...it might even jog your memory some.

I think that's a brilliant idea.

[He's definitely interested, shifting his stance from 'oh ho?' to 'oh HO' to better face the camera.]

Why don't we meet up on Friday afternoon to have lunch and see the sights?

I think that would be a wonderful idea.

[She really did adore Hammer. He was always so sweet to her.]

I'll meet you wherever you pick.

Which apartment building do you live in? I'll pick you up.

[He may not have his super vehicles yet, but he can at least escort her like a proper heroic awesome gentleman.]

I live in the Lawrence archway...but I'm not so sure picking me up would be a good thing.

[Jealous son and a man coming to pick up momma...could very well end badly.]

[He chuckles heartily.]

I don't think you need to worry about your weight. Being curvy is in.

[See how much he boosts confidences everywhere?]

[She blinks slowly...Oh Hammer, you get a gold star for trying.]

I was more referring to my son being home.

[He makes the silent 'ah ha' gesture, mouth open as he tips back and leans forward again.]

Gotcha. Kids can be a little possessive.

[So that means she's either a single mom, or married and bored. Either one is fine with him.]

Outside, then?

Pizza!?

You sir just made yourself a friend!

Seems like a fair trade to me!

Just tell me when and where!

[He fingers his manly chin, thinking it over. Sooner is better, but it's also a good idea to let people get settled in first so they can buy decent clothes for the season, not live in a box, and hopefully take a shower.]

Wednesday at seven. Sound good?

[It's funny because I was thinking of a doing a clothes shopping post, but my net is down so that got put on hold.]

I'll be there!

Just how many people are around here anyways?

I'd say at least a dozen. I've got a hunch that some of them aren't exactly the social type, though, so we can't rely on communicator posts for a solid headcount.

I would be honored!

[Either he's a big fan of Hammer, or a big fan of pizza. MAYBE BOTH.]

Oh, hey, it's you again. Did you manage to find that lake?

[ He would like to meet some actual faces, but of course pizza is a nice touch. ]

Sorry, but I'm still a bit lost. Oh! Don't worry, I'll be sure to find a change of clothes.

All the way to the south. Unless you decided to get yourself an apartment, in which case you could probably shower instead of jumping into a lake.

[Sigh.]

Why not?

[That's the most unenthusiastic reply he's ever had to-- Oh, she's a goth. Mystery solved!]

We'll be waiting, then.

[She is not, she's an intellectual.]

I can't wait.

[Oh, hey, more enthusiasm!

She doesn't know she has friends here yet. ~~Cause putting up an introduction post is so mainstream.~~]

...Why couldn't you just go home? [Shaking his head.]

Well hello there...crankypants.

[Is he supposed to know this guy? Did he put away any criminals like that?]

Is there a problem?

I think I just stated my problem. Kinda. You seem like the type of moron that needs it spelled out- I can do that if you need me too.

[Hey! He is not a cr- okay, maybe his is. Kinda. IT COMES WITH THE JOB. And, you know, there's much less of that here. Just the occasional legally frowned upon activity now and again to keep him limber. Just in case. Nothing that bad.]

I'm not cranky, you're just annoying.

If you find saving the day and feeding the hungry masses annoying.

[He regards Dean with undisguised suspicion.]

The only people who find me annoying are those who find enjoyment in stirring up villainous plans. So what's your evil plan?

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