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[yesterdays_hero]

[Captain Hammer can think of only one reason he's in this weird place, and that's because Genessia is seriously lacking in heroes. So he's fine with the transition, and probably handling it way better than most. Evil needs to be fought on every front, not just Los Angeles.]

I'd offer most of you a welcome, but I'm just like you. I woke up here only a few days ago.

Even so!

[He shifts his stance casually, fists punched into his hips.]

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Captain Hammer. Some of you may have heard of me, and if that's the case, yes, I do autographs. But that!

[He raises a finger, smiling.]

Is only when I'm not giving evildoers the pasting they deserve. Now, I haven't come across too many of you villains out there, and I don't blame you for hiding. But rest assured. You step out of line. You cause trouble. You do anything to harass these nice simple folk?

The Hammer will be there.

[He actually looks more than a little intimidating...and then he abruptly shifts back to casual mode again.]

So who's up for a meet 'n greet tonight over pizza?

Comments

[baconandsnausages]

...Why couldn't you just go home? [Shaking his head.]

[yesterdays_hero]

Well hello there...crankypants.

[Is he supposed to know this guy? Did he put away any criminals like that?]

Is there a problem?

[baconandsnausages]

I think I just stated my problem. Kinda. You seem like the type of moron that needs it spelled out- I can do that if you need me too.

[Hey! He is not a cr- okay, maybe his is. Kinda. IT COMES WITH THE JOB. And, you know, there's much less of that here. Just the occasional legally frowned upon activity now and again to keep him limber. Just in case. Nothing that bad.]

I'm not cranky, you're just annoying.

[yesterdays_hero]

If you find saving the day and feeding the hungry masses annoying.

[He regards Dean with undisguised suspicion.]

The only people who find me annoying are those who find enjoyment in stirring up villainous plans. So what's your evil plan?