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[purrinpumpkin]

[A black cat wearing a witch's hat sits in front of the camera]

Thanks for that new collar weird pod thing.

[She yawns]

I'll miss that fish stand guy. The fish better be just as good on here or you’re gonna have one unhappy kitty to deal with.

[Blair begins to lick one paw and then suddenly stops. Her tone of voice is much more enthusiastic now]

Hey, if we find a place that's filled with delicious fish and good looking boys then I want to stay there!

[Suddenly a burst of purple smoke obscures the camera lens. When it clears there sits an incredible looking woman. Large breasts, small waist, cute face. She leans closer to the camera—perhaps a little too close.]

Does anyone wanna play with me?

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[betel_geuse]

"Oh, babes, you have no idea how well I could protect you," Betelgeuse leered. "I'm not called the Ghost with the Most for nuthin'. Where are ya?"

[purrinpumpkin]

"Um." Blair looked around uncertain of her location. Feline ears fell sadly flat. "I'm not sure."

[betel_geuse]

"Aw, don't worry, babes. Are you far from where you woke up in the metal coffin thingy?"

[purrinpumpkin]

"Yup!" Her winning smile returned. "This kitty hasn't strayed far."

[betel_geuse]

"Awesome! I'll be there in two shakes!" Betelgeuse promised. He teleported to the Bay area and floated around, looking for his new friend. "Am I getting close?"

[purrinpumpkin]

Blair's cat instincts and playful nature took over. With a small chant she conjured up a massive pumpkin--big enough for her to sit on. It floated quickly but quietly upwards.

"Surprise!" She shouted from behind him.

[betel_geuse]

Betelgeuse spun around, eyes wide. When he saw the pumpkin and her, however, he relaxed, grinning widely.

"Aw, babes. I like you. Nice pumpkin!"

[purrinpumpkin]

"Aw, of course you do." She was used to it. Men often drooled over her. It's how she gets to eat and live free of charge. Just bat an eye and give a little hip wiggle and men were putty in her hand--er, paw.

"What's your name, mister?~"

[betel_geuse]

Betelgeuse shrugged. "I can't say my name. It's against some stupid rules I'm trying to get lifted. You can call me BJ, though. What's your name, babes?"

[purrinpumpkin]

"Blair," she said happily. "A rule, huh? Ya know rules are supposed to broken if you ever want to have any fun."

[betel_geuse]

"I know, babes, but, in my defense, it ain't that kinda rule. It's less a law and more a, y'know, state of being type thing. It's a magic thing, ya know what I mean? Anyways, I'm trying to get out from under it, 'cause I don't know what the afterlife around here is like."

[purrinpumpkin]

"Then I'm here to help!" What else was she going to do around here anyway? At least until Maka and Soul come along (her room mates and friends), she's stuck with this kind of entertainment.

"Hope you like cats," Blair purred. Poof! In a swirl of purple smoke she turned into a black feline. She jumped from her magic pumpkin to BJ's shoulders. "Let's say mew and me go stir up a little trouble, meow~"

[betel_geuse]

"Sounds like a plan," Betelgeuse agreed, reaching up to stroke her ears. He figured her riding his shoulders meant he could at least do that much. "The natives aren't much fun, but I can think of a few people it'd be fun to bug."