[Public Broadcast/Video] The Skeletor's Outta the Bag

[vyse_the_legend]

 [Attention Genessia citizens and Guardians alike! Meet Vyse, the Blue Rogue. This spirited young man appears on your screen, his brown hair a little plastered to his forehead by sweat. He's been running around a lot! But having freshly escaped danger, he's free to dole out the warnings. What little that can be discerned of him is this: he has one funky glass eye-piece, and he's in a well-lit cave of some kind.]

Greetings Genessia. I unfortunately have a warning to issue: the Goblin activity mentioned in the paper is part of something big; some kind of "plan" by Skeletor. Now I don't know who this Skeletor guy is, but I had a little chat with one of his cronies, and if that guy was any indication, this "plan" is big trouble. Those Goblins are armed to the teeth, so I don't think they'll be stopping in for tea.

Right now they're in Fayren. I told the City Guardian about it, but I don't know just what she can do alone against something like that. Personally? If these guys try anything I plan to be right there to put a stop to it. We're on to you, Skeletor.

[Personally he's hoping that being outed might curb Skeletor's ambitions for a while...] Everyone, be careful alright? These guys are dangerous.

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[the_evil_forces_of_me]

[Another round of laughter, because what a stupid name.]

Oh, I doubt you've ever faced anyone like me.

I am Skeletor! Overlord of All Evil, and Fayren is only the beginning! This world will be mine!

[And once he has its power, he will return to Eternia and Grayskull will fall at last!]

[celestial_wizard]

[ That's right Skeletor, LAUGH. We'll see how long you laugh, mister! ]

You have the same goals as every other enemy we've faced, and we've heard the same thing from them. You won't have your way - there are a lot of people who will stand against you, even outside of us.

[the_evil_forces_of_me]

[Oh, he will. Say what you want, but this is a man who can rock the villainous laugh.]

We'll see about that. Come get your Guardian back, if you can.

[Not even He-Man could defeat him for good. What chance do these runts have against him?]

[celestial_wizard]

[ ...Okay a fair point there, he does rock the laugh. ]

Count on it!

[ They don't have to defeat him for good really - just get God back and give him or his minions something to think about the next time he tries his evil shenanigans. ]

[the_evil_forces_of_me]

[He's had many years of practice.]

Oh, I will be.

[And he's beginning to tire of all this idle chatter so, sorry Lucy, but you're the second person he's straight-up hanging up on since arriving into town.

So rude.]