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1; [ accidental audio -> video ]
[ coughs can be heard. ]
Mom? Stepshit?
Max . . . ?
[ static ]
Ge-ne-ssia . . . The Bay . . .
This sure as hell ain't Arcadia Bay. I'm dead. I must be dead.
[ more static, some clicks, and then the video is turned on. a blue-haired girl in a beanie squints at the camera. she . . . doesn't look pleased. ]
Hey God! You there? This is Pirate Captain Chloe Price. [ she attempts a smirk but it comes out as a grimace. ] If this is heaven, it's hella chickenshit, my man.
Sooo. Can I see my dad yet? People in heaven get whatever they want and shit, right?
[ she coughs dramatically. ]
Dear baby Jesus. Please grant me an after-lifetime supply of bong.
[ nothing happens. she lets out an incredulous laugh. ]
Look at me, I'm going batshit insane. I don't even fucking believe in God.
[ the videofeed is abruptly cut off. ]
Mom? Stepshit?
Max . . . ?
[ static ]
Ge-ne-ssia . . . The Bay . . .
This sure as hell ain't Arcadia Bay. I'm dead. I must be dead.
[ more static, some clicks, and then the video is turned on. a blue-haired girl in a beanie squints at the camera. she . . . doesn't look pleased. ]
Hey God! You there? This is Pirate Captain Chloe Price. [ she attempts a smirk but it comes out as a grimace. ] If this is heaven, it's hella chickenshit, my man.
Sooo. Can I see my dad yet? People in heaven get whatever they want and shit, right?
[ she coughs dramatically. ]
Dear baby Jesus. Please grant me an after-lifetime supply of bong.
[ nothing happens. she lets out an incredulous laugh. ]
Look at me, I'm going batshit insane. I don't even fucking believe in God.
[ the videofeed is abruptly cut off. ]
Video - go blue hair!!!
[She hopes the other girl gets her message since the video seems to have cut off.]
[ video ] blue hair LUV
Nuh-uh. Pretty sure this is the afterlife, sweetie. Check out this silver ball of angelic bliss! I could sleep in this shit forever!
[ video ] 2/2 SORRY
[ video ] <3
I'm not an angel. [However she considers it a compliment and Chloe might notice a slight tint of pink stretching across the bridge her her nose.] My name's Levy. I'm a Fairy Tail wizard.
[ video ]
[ murmuring ] Yknow, my best friend was a wizard. She could rewind time and space and shit.
[ she falls silent for a bit, then perks up ]
So, what's your magic trick? Fire bombs? Telekinesis? Levy-tation?
[ she looks a bit closer ]
Holy crap. Is that blue hair . . . natural??
[ video ]
It's called solid script and yeah my hair color is natural.
[There are a lot of people with odd hair colors in Fairy Tail.]
[ Video ]
Good afternoon, 'Captain Price' - my name is Lucy. Lucy Heartfilia. [ She grins. ] This isn't the afterlife though. It's another world from...wherever you're from.
[ video ]
Where the hell are we? Are you a wizard like that Levy girl?
[ as an afterthought ] . . . I'm keeping this magic cocoon when I get the fuck outta here.
[ video ]
Well, you woke up in a place with these weird, cocoon like beds right? That's called the Bay. Everyone who gets yanked here wakes up in that place. But if you go outside, you'll find yourself in Genessia City, and -- Oh! You met Levy! Not surprised - Yes; she's my guildmate. There are a few of us here - you'd recognize us from our guild mark- see? [ She turned her hand to the feed to show the mark on the back of her hand. ]
A wizard of Fairy Tail has that mark somewhere on their body.
[ She stifles a laugh. ]
As nice as you might find that bed, I don't think they can be moved out of the bay I'm afraid.
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I don't believe in god much either. He and I just don't see eye to eye. [not to mention, he's an absent father in thou heaven of dickheaded angels and prophecies... he thinks.]
[Audio] - Totally NOT freaking out. (Also, spoilers heav, DUH)
[She could say something more, yeah, but pardon her while she's just looking at the video in complete disbelief. She buried you, girl, after killing you at least twice (not to mention all the times you accidentally died and she had to rewind) and while your timeline may differ from hers... you're still Chloe.
Shit, girl, do you even know how angry she was with her powers when she realize it was okay to save Kate but somehow fate decided to give you the middle finger? Not that Max wasn't glad she got to protect the other girl, but... it still didn't feel right.]
You... you're alive, you're here and you're alive! Oh. My. God. I... you're not dead.
1/2 [ audio ] bc clearly Chloe isn't gonna let you see her cry
lots of static as she fumbles with it. lots and lots of static. ]
2/2 [ audio ] SPOILERS
Max . . . ??
What the fuck?
But we were just standing on that cliff with the goddamned tornado in our faces! When I opened my eyes I swear I thought I was dead. I made up my mind and I said my goodbyes. And I thought . . .
I keep running back into you, chickenshit.
[ her voice goes small again, almost as if keeping her voice down would make the illusion stay. she's probably hallucinating or something; damn this claustrophobia. ]
1/2 [Sorry, she's going to have a breakdown]
[Sorry, she's not going to say anything smarter. Shit, girl, the last time she saw you 'Chloe' was in a bathroom. Dead. And she couldn't even be your friend, you died alone without knowing how much she cared and... and...]
Oh god.
[She starts sobbing and the comunication ends, Max doesn't even know which timeline you're from but she can't take it now.]
[Video] 2/2
The tornado... the goodbyes... you're the one who asked her to go back, aren't you?
Shit, of all Chloes... you. Max doesn't even know what to say, mostly because she doesn't know how to feel about... this. She's happy, she's feeling guilty, she's scared, she's feeling sad and it's all so overwhelming.
I... [She shakes her head and takes a deep breath. You're alive. Give her a moment to let it sink in. You're alive. She had never been happier to be stranded in an alien dimension with a lot f weird people. You're alive!
Oh, woman, Max is so going to treat you like a queen you always deserved to be now, she's so going to spoil you to death
not literally]Iholy shit, Chloe- I thought I lost you! Where are you? Still at the Bay? Of course you are-
[And now she's laughing like an idiot... Sorry, it will take her some time to get used to the idea, get ready to be glomped to de- to life.]
I... I'm coming, I will need some time to get there but I'm coming and- shit, I probably sound like a mess right now but you have no idea how happy I am.
( video )
He's smoking a cigarette.]
I'm not Jesus, kid. I can probably get you a bong, though. Not gonna promise there's anything in it, though. Cops don't go around offering that kind of stuff.
[He takes a drag from his cigarette, exhaling through his nostrils before he continues.]
Look around. Does this look like Heaven to you?
( video )
My, aren't we an excitable one? Tell me, why is it all our new arrivals seem to think they've perished? Were you doing something particularly foolhardy before you were unceremoniously kidnapped?
[Anon Text]
Even if you died before showing up, there's plenty of people who haven't. Seems pretty random to me.
video;
[ Well, sort of. ]
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[He was positive about that.]
Though I guess if one was I can understand why you would think that. But, anyway hello my name is Nagisa.