genessia | 001 🎮 HEY YOU MOVED MY STUMP

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[ Okay, the Bay has seen better days. Ralph wasn't super jazzed about waking up in a coffin and maybe his emotions got the better of him. There are a few peices of it scattered here and there. The largest peice is buried in the wall over there. He might have punched the walls and floor a few times. A lot of times. Look, someone should probably come check on the tectonic stability of the place, is what I'm saying.

Ralph stood in the center of the catastrophe, massive shoulders and arms heaving from the recent spat of activity as his temper slowly calmed down. It wasn't the most graceful entrance, someone could have easily heard it if they were wandering by.

Ralph looked around, noticing the box that used to be on his chest (not that he remembered it at all), as well as the archway at the end of the cavern. The Schnee Welcoming Committee stuff was pretty busted up. Pamphlets were scattered everywhere, and the holographic console was knocked over with some debris burying half of it. ]

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[ Could Ralph use the buttons on this tiny tiny phone with his gigantic ham fisted fingers? To that he would say, 'ha!' ...that is, no. They were far too large. Fortunately the phone seemed to have some good context-sensitive programming so when he tried to shout at it, it seemed to open up a video for him. ]

HELLO?? Is anyone there?? I'm in a... cave? I guess?? It's pretty messed up. Someone- yeah it was like this when I got here, dang. Someone should uh- someone should clean this up, the mess. That I definitely was not involved in.

aNYWAY, where is-

[ He found the pamphlets but they are TINY and obviously designed for Nicelander-sized people. He's having trouble just picking one off the floor. ]

Stupid tiny papers. Where is this place supposed to be? It's not the arcade, obviously. [ Or else he would have been greeted by that ridiculously annoying surge protector. That's some relief, he supposed. ]

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Maybe? I don't know. People point it out a lot, okay. I get self-conscious.

I don't mean it in a bad way though, mostly because they seem pretty cool and useful for certain things. Might not be for others, but hey, it means you can do things others cannot.

[ Aw shucks #UoU# ]

Yeah. YEAH. I can wreck things really good. Like nobody's business.

Wreck things? Like what? Anything?

[He asked genuinely curious.]

Uh, sure. Mostly buildings. One building in particular. Don't get much opportunity to wreck other things. It's kind of a big deal to try to fix things when your game doesn't just reset after a play through, or without a guy with a magic fixing hammer.