001 🎮 HEY YOU MOVED MY STUMP

[goneturbo]

[ Action ]

[ Okay, the Bay has seen better days. Ralph wasn't super jazzed about waking up in a coffin and maybe his emotions got the better of him. There are a few peices of it scattered here and there. The largest peice is buried in the wall over there. He might have punched the walls and floor a few times. A lot of times. Look, someone should probably come check on the tectonic stability of the place, is what I'm saying.

Ralph stood in the center of the catastrophe, massive shoulders and arms heaving from the recent spat of activity as his temper slowly calmed down. It wasn't the most graceful entrance, someone could have easily heard it if they were wandering by.

Ralph looked around, noticing the box that used to be on his chest (not that he remembered it at all), as well as the archway at the end of the cavern. The Schnee Welcoming Committee stuff was pretty busted up. Pamphlets were scattered everywhere, and the holographic console was knocked over with some debris burying half of it. ]


[ Video ]

[ Could Ralph use the buttons on this tiny tiny phone with his gigantic ham fisted fingers? To that he would say, 'ha!' ...that is, no. They were far too large. Fortunately the phone seemed to have some good context-sensitive programming so when he tried to shout at it, it seemed to open up a video for him. ]

HELLO?? Is anyone there?? I'm in a... cave? I guess?? It's pretty messed up. Someone- yeah it was like this when I got here, dang. Someone should uh- someone should clean this up, the mess. That I definitely was not involved in.

aNYWAY, where is-

[ He found the pamphlets but they are TINY and obviously designed for Nicelander-sized people. He's having trouble just picking one off the floor. ]

Stupid tiny papers. Where is this place supposed to be? It's not the arcade, obviously. [ Or else he would have been greeted by that ridiculously annoying surge protector. That's some relief, he supposed. ]

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Video;

[greenmagick]

[There is a worried face that flickers on the screen as Ralph becomes frustrated with the tiny paper.]

This is Genessia. I'm sorry. [There is a slightly awkward pause as the soft spoken girl moves.]

Do you need help?

[It's a little bit of a walk from Attleton but she'll head there if he needs assistance. He sounds upset.]

Re: Video;

[goneturbo]

Uh- [ Help. Does he need help? From the weird pale stick lady? ]

Uh, no, not help. Um. Just directions? I guess. Genessia. Is that a new game? I haven't heard of it. Does this thing lead to the station? I mean, it's the only way to go, so I guess I'll just-

[ He steps through the archway into Genessia. ]

Oh! Wow. Big.

( video )

[whatsbackup]

[Ronan finishes lighting his cigarette before he raises an eyebrow, tilting his head to the side.

Okay. He's never seen a guy this big.]

You didn't have anything to do with that, huh? Right.

[goneturbo]

That's what I said, wasn't it? You really want the first thing you say to me to be calling me a liar?

[Video]

[sugarcar]

[It's obvious she's excited to see him, even if she's only been here a day. It's still a day where she hasn't seen anyone she knows. So her smirk she's wearing on the other end of the video screen is a bit... well, happier than snarky. But she isn't letting him get off that easily with a line like that.]

Suuuure ya didn't, Ham Hands. Next yer gonna tell me wreckin's not yer job anymore.

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[goneturbo]

[ HEY it's a familiar face! (understatement of the century, it's actually his most important/favoritest person in the arcade???) ]

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[goneturbo]

[ And she's insulting him. Of course, he wouldn't expect anything different from the little candy brat. ]

Actually the candy cane tree department had an open spot, and they were very impressed with my knowledge of double stripe branches.

Video:

[aspacepirate]

The arcade?

No, I mean there might be one here, but I haven't seen one... you mean, the place you showed up here from? (Yeah, Mark remembers waking up in that weird thing. He frowns at the thought. Not pleasant even now.) Yeah, that cave is not exactly the most welcoming place around to wake up in.

I'm positive someone's beat me to this, but this place is called Genessia. (As for the mess?) Man, you just did what I think some of us wanted to do. Kind of. You know, if you did actually did it.

[goneturbo]

Yeah, my arcade. I'm from Wreck-It Ralph. The game is named after me. I'm the hero. Cuz my name is on it.

[ Casual, Ralph! ]

Yeeeeah, it's a pretty sweet gig, being the hero. You get medals and pie, and everyone always cheers for you. Preeeeeety sweet gig.

[ Oh wait, this guy actually appreciates the destruction? ]

Yeah? It's rare to meet a fellow who can appreciate some proper wrecking techniques!

video;

[firefandance]

I believe you are in the Bay.... Which, yes I guess is a cave of sorts.

[Yukiko smiled slightly, she could tell he was frustrated and it somewhat reminded her of someone.]

Also I guess you are having some problems, but son't worry I'll try to help... Such as the city you are in is Genessia, which I am sure people have said by now, correct?

[goneturbo]

A couple people, I think. I mean, just a name doesn't really mean much, it just sounds like a nonsense word.

Gun-Nessia. Like a game where the lockness monster is going duck hunting, right? Huh? Huh??

[ It was funny! ]

video;

[sizedoesntmatter]

Arcade?

[That was all he heard and he just happened to have his device on him at the time.]

You mean the one in Novas City? Or the one from the world you are from?

[goneturbo]

The one where I'm from. My game is Fix-it- um, Wreck-It Ralph. I'm the Hero.

[ If no one recognized him, that meant that people probably didn't know his game. He could make it whatever he wanted it to be! ]

video;

[strawberrypenguin]

Wow!

[Nagisa can't help but looked amazed for some reason.]

What big hands you have compared to that tiny, tiny paper. How come your hands are so big?

[goneturbo]

Hey, I was coded this way.

[ He's kind of sensitive about it, okay?? ]

Video;

[delicate_rose]

Arcade? What is that?

[goneturbo]

You don't know what an arcade is? [ Crazy world. ]

It's um, I guess a room with lots of games in it. Players use the controls on the machines to play the games, which is us.

Video;

[muscle_maniac]

[As far as Gou knew, she doubted that it would be so smashed up, but she's not going to say anything about it.]

No, this place is called Genessia. [But as someone who just arrived not too long before....] Is there anything you'd like to know? I can try to help out with informing you from what I know.

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[goneturbo]

Well it seems like no one knows why we're here, or anything really useful.

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[goneturbo]

Maybe just tell me your name! I'm Ralph.

Action;

[inhisdebt]

[Mikasa happened to be doing her rounds. In the process, she's gotten to the point where she would check They Bay for new comers (more specifically people that she knew).]

Looks like you had your fun... [She'll have to tell Weiss about this so she can get it fixed later]

[goneturbo]

Uhm, see, I can explain. I was just uh- passing through, and this like... this DRAGON flew in. And started to wreck the place and I was like Hey! Dragon! You can't just go around wrecking places willy nilly! And so we got to scuffling and he flew off.

[reluctantaccessory]

(Marie might be gently laughing at what she sees. Fear? None. Amused? You bet.)

And by someone - that was you, wasn't it? (She then smiles. Her mood had been a bit down before that.) Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.

I hate those boxes anyway, so who cares if one of them got destroyed. Plenty more, too many if you want my opinion. It's already bad enough to wake up in a place you didn't take yourself to or even wanted to go.

[goneturbo]

Yeah. I might have... overreacted little.

Action - I hope I'm not too late

[wizard_redfive]

[The mess was rather noticeable, especially in the middle of the city where some people live. Like Dairine. This resident young wizard had been on her way towards Fayren for her job when she noticed the rubble. Since she had some time to spare, she decided to check in case anyone was hurt. Instead she saw a large guy in the middle of it all seemingly unharmed.]

Well. Looks like you're new here.

[Dairine says, as she surveys the damage with a casual eye. She might seem remarkably chill for a young girl in this situation, but honestly this is old hat. Dairine's seen new arrivals cause massive destruction before, though admittedly not in this location. It was only experience that kept her from doing so herself when she arrived in the Bay.]

[goneturbo]

Uh, yeah? [ Head scratch with massive ham hands. ]

I was just... sure is messy here. They should... clean this place up more often. Whoever 'they' is.

[ Nailed it. ]