Afraid of the dark [Action]

[youfool]

Somewhere in Genessia, a terrified boy is sniveling into his videophone. It's hard to tell anything other than his voice; the surroundings are pitch black. After a few sniffles, he finally gets it out of his system.

"H-hey, someone help me! It's really dark in here and I got lost. Stuff keeps bumping into me and I can't find the way out and it's really dark and I just wanna go home and-and...*sniffles*".

Ted bawls for a bit.

"Maybe...*sniff* maybe call a priest, but I don't know their number. 911 is just for cops, not priests so I dunno what to do. Please help..."

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[wheresmykey]

Will you stop your snivelling? It hurts my poor, poor ears.

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[youfool]

[He had to guess by context what "sniveling" meant. All right, mean lady, time to get the full force of his eloquence.]

Shut up, fathead!

[nailed it. Also he's too mad to do this anymore so he's closing down their IM straight away.]

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[wheresmykey]

Ouch, that hurt. But seriously is that the best you have? When you grow a pair of big man balls then you can try again because right now you have none.

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[gammavirginis]

Are you... insulting a child?

[ A really familiar child. That commtag couldn't be right, could it? ]

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[wheresmykey]

And your point is? Before you go on some rant, I don't care so just no. You'll just fall on death ears. So go do something and be quiet.

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[gammavirginis]

I wasn't going to rant, I was assuming that pointing it out would have been enough for a reasonable person to take a step back and realize that their life decisions have apparently been all wrong.

[ Okay actually she was going to rant. ]

Why don't you just go on your way and find something better to do, you can just not listen to the broadcast.

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[wheresmykey]

You know, I would have gladly not done except I had an headache and it started playing without warning to a wailing child, so really I have some right to get pissy at a kid who kind of deserves it for being a baby.

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[gammavirginis]

And this is somehow making your headache better?

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[wheresmykey]

Got the vermin to be quiet, didn't it?

[gammavirginis]

Yes, but now I'm here bothering you instead, and you can count on that continuing to happen whenever you start harassing children. Keep that in mind next time you decide to be a child yourself.

[wheresmykey]

Uh huh. Guess you need to have a life. Before you say anything I have a pretty good life right now since anything you just said... I actually forgot what you said. Shows how little I care.

[gammavirginis]

Very obvious from how much time you spent telling me so :)

[ Oh dang Glory you're getting some sarcasm from Porrim good job. ]