Lyndis Nivali (
artful_transgressor) wrote in
genessia2016-01-05 06:22 am
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Text/Action, OTA; V - 1
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what the shitfisting FUCK is going on here
i mean thanks for the loVely informatiVe tourist orientation pink alien hologram or whateVer sure
and thanks for the alien cash and phone deVice mysterious kidnappers
i am tremendously goddamn reassured by your generosity and leVelheadedness in the face of my current crisis
it almost makes up for me being MAGICALLY SPIRITED AWAY TO ANOTHER PLANET
are there actually a lot of other people here
is this actually fucking standard enough that the form greeting back there is required
do people actually STAY CALM
like condesces rumble spheres
does anyone actually hear 'youVe been transported to a strange planet full of aliens
we dont know how or why and you may not eVer be able to go back
but dont panic this place isnt THAT bad beyond the whole kidnapping you and not letting you leaVe thing'
and NOT FUCKING PANIC
i haVe so many fucking things to panic about i dont eVen know where to START
what the shitfisting FUCK is going on here
i mean thanks for the loVely informatiVe tourist orientation pink alien hologram or whateVer sure
and thanks for the alien cash and phone deVice mysterious kidnappers
i am tremendously goddamn reassured by your generosity and leVelheadedness in the face of my current crisis
it almost makes up for me being MAGICALLY SPIRITED AWAY TO ANOTHER PLANET
are there actually a lot of other people here
is this actually fucking standard enough that the form greeting back there is required
do people actually STAY CALM
like condesces rumble spheres
does anyone actually hear 'youVe been transported to a strange planet full of aliens
we dont know how or why and you may not eVer be able to go back
but dont panic this place isnt THAT bad beyond the whole kidnapping you and not letting you leaVe thing'
and NOT FUCKING PANIC
i haVe so many fucking things to panic about i dont eVen know where to START
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[As one might gather from Lyn's violent reaction rant over the network, he's not in a good mood. However, while this expresses itself in rage in text, in person...well, he's reacting with something a lot closer to terror. He's skulking around Genessia City, not far from where he first left the Bay, and trying not to be seen by anyone. Or be out in the sunlight much. (Hesitant initial tests let him know that the sunlight of this world would not in fact fry him, but lifelong instincts are fighting him here.) Neither of which is easy; there's just too much light and too many people. Even his psionics aren't much help; he can go invisible briefly, but ten minutes or so and he's still stuck in the same situation, only this time with a headache.
Anyone who notes the incredibly skittish new arrival and his futile efforts to avoid literally everything is free to approach him, though they may wish to do so slowly and carefully. Lyn looks as ready to bolt at the slightest provocation as a feral cat.]
what the shitfisting FUCK is going on here
i mean thanks for the loVely informatiVe tourist orientation pink alien hologram or whateVer sure
and thanks for the alien cash and phone deVice mysterious kidnappers
i am tremendously goddamn reassured by your generosity and leVelheadedness in the face of my current crisis
it almost makes up for me being MAGICALLY SPIRITED AWAY TO ANOTHER PLANET
are there actually a lot of other people here
is this actually fucking standard enough that the form greeting back there is required
do people actually STAY CALM
like condesces rumble spheres
does anyone actually hear 'youVe been transported to a strange planet full of aliens
we dont know how or why and you may not eVer be able to go back
but dont panic this place isnt THAT bad beyond the whole kidnapping you and not letting you leaVe thing'
and NOT FUCKING PANIC
i haVe so many fucking things to panic about i dont eVen know where to START
what the shitfisting FUCK is going on here
i mean thanks for the loVely informatiVe tourist orientation pink alien hologram or whateVer sure
and thanks for the alien cash and phone deVice mysterious kidnappers
i am tremendously goddamn reassured by your generosity and leVelheadedness in the face of my current crisis
it almost makes up for me being MAGICALLY SPIRITED AWAY TO ANOTHER PLANET
are there actually a lot of other people here
is this actually fucking standard enough that the form greeting back there is required
do people actually STAY CALM
like condesces rumble spheres
does anyone actually hear 'youVe been transported to a strange planet full of aliens
we dont know how or why and you may not eVer be able to go back
but dont panic this place isnt THAT bad beyond the whole kidnapping you and not letting you leaVe thing'
and NOT FUCKING PANIC
i haVe so many fucking things to panic about i dont eVen know where to START
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[As one might gather from Lyn's violent reaction rant over the network, he's not in a good mood. However, while this expresses itself in rage in text, in person...well, he's reacting with something a lot closer to terror. He's skulking around Genessia City, not far from where he first left the Bay, and trying not to be seen by anyone. Or be out in the sunlight much. (Hesitant initial tests let him know that the sunlight of this world would not in fact fry him, but lifelong instincts are fighting him here.) Neither of which is easy; there's just too much light and too many people. Even his psionics aren't much help; he can go invisible briefly, but ten minutes or so and he's still stuck in the same situation, only this time with a headache.
Anyone who notes the incredibly skittish new arrival and his futile efforts to avoid literally everything is free to approach him, though they may wish to do so slowly and carefully. Lyn looks as ready to bolt at the slightest provocation as a feral cat.]

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So he's more careful when he's flitting about the area around the bay today, keeping a sharp eye out for telling horns anywhere in the crowd. And for the first time today, he's actually grateful for his changed appearance and size. Not only is it easier to maneuver around others, ducking in and out of small crowds virtually unnoticed, but when he finally spots the one who was freaking out, it's clearly no more than a child. A paranoid, frightened child that would likely turn tail at the mere sight of an adult.
So, perhaps being six again wasn't so bad after all.
Even still, Signless is careful with his hands stuffed into his hoodie pockets and a smile as he speaks up. Maybe he shouldn't have snuck up behind the boy, but he kept a few feet distance at the very least to show he means no harm.]
As shocking as it may be, this place isn't as bad as one would think. I could certainly imagine worse places to be kidnapped to, can't you?
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However, out of sight as he is, he doesn't bolt. Rather, he uses the reprieve of invisibility to spin around and survey this new person. Threat. Since it turns out to be a troll, probably both.
The troll is...young. Definitely younger than him by at least a sweep or two. Lyn has to judge by the horns more than by size; even this younger troll is larger than he is, after all.
That, and he's never actually seen another troll in person before. He's got no point of reference for what their comparative sizes really mean. He's seen plenty of pictures of trolls he can judge by the horns, though.
Despite the troll's nonthreatening stance, he retreats a good yard and a half from him before he risks speaking. And doesn't return to visibility yet, either.] Don't think being kidnapped ever turns out well, no matter what kind of cage they keep you in until they decide what to do with you. [The wariness in his voice is palpable.]
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He hasn't ran away yet, that's good. Taken some distance from the sounds of it, but that's fine. As another measure, Signless removes his hands from his pockets, keeping them visible even if it's a little colder than he'd like.]
Before I came here, I was sure I was good as dead, so I suppose I have a lighter outlook on our situation. But there's always a bright side, you only have to look for it. At least we're not hunted for sport here as we would be on Alternia.
[A hand taps on his thigh, on the bright red strip of his leggings that aren't covered by his hoodie. A sign in itself that he, of all people, has no right to be a threat to other trolls. A mutant is the last one lowbloods should fear.]
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...you're a mutant? [That realization actually does relax him. A mutantblood is no stranger to him than any other troll, given his complete lack of experience with any sort. And a mutantblood falls into the same class of troll as himself - likely to be culled on sight by other trolls of better standing. If they were back on Alternia, even that wouldn't completely reassure Lyn - the mutant might throw him under the bus if drones or other trolls came calling, just to save his own skin - but so far, this is the only other troll he's seen here. This...might be as safe with another troll as it's possible to get.
So, rather than give himself another headache pushing his psionics to their limits, he lets himself slip back into visibility as he scrutinizes Signless.] ...I guess. But at least on Alternia I know what to expect.
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That's right. Though, amusingly enough, it seems my blood is normal here. These aliens all have this blood color, all the same color, and it's all rather intriguing. As is this place, from what I've seen. I'm rather new here myself, my yellow blood friend and I arrived only a few days ago and I've been exploring this city and the surrounding ones since.
[As he talks, he slowly makes his way closer to the other. Not for any real reason other than to lower his voice so he doesn't have to talk loud enough for everyone around them to hear, not like that's ever been an issue for him, but he doesn't think one so skittish would appreciate others listening in on their conversation very much.
As he gets within range, he holds out a hand in greeting.]
This place isn't so bad, for a prison. I'm...
[He falters for a moment, tripping over his natural greeting. Children don't use titles, and it would seem suspicious for him to while looking so young, wouldn't it?]
Kankri.
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besides no one fucking kidnaps you just to improVe your quality of life
if this place is as nice as they say
its just cause someone high on the food chain got smart
and was like 'hey
instead of us caging the hoofbeasts and haVing to chase them down eVery time they run off
why not just make it so they dont want to leaVe'
sure is conVenient when your food just hangs around peacefully until youre ready to slaughter it
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and theres no obVious threats
then so long as theyre not murdering eVeryone en masse
whod eVen know until it was too late
[The paranoia is strong with this one.]
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[ The trolls were just coming out of the woodwork all of a sudden, weren't they!! ]
Are yo+u fro+m Alternia? O+r Bef+orus? O+r s+ome as yet undisco+vered tro+ll civilizatio+n? My name is Po+rrim.
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by which i mean who the fuck is that
neVer heard of beforus
if thats some offworld colony its not one i know
and i haVent left alternia yet
so im just the straight up homegrown article
[Nor will he ever, as far as he knows. There's no way a runt like him would be accepted into the fleet, no way the drones would even permit him to live long enough to potentially add his pitiful genes to the mother grub's slurry. But that's a fact he doesn't exactly advertise to other trolls.]
names lyn
[No one ever gets more than his nickname. He doesn't even usually give that out online, but there's no trollhandles here - and he did give his nickname out to the guy who'd introduced himself as Kankri. Not much point in being secretive still after that.]
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[ SHRUG. ]
Ho+nestly yo+u are pro+bably lucky since Alternia is go+ing to+ be destro+yed. Has been destro+yed?
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and the whole planetful of aliens with the sun that doesnt actually fry people
i kinda gathered that already
wait what
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Lyn's not going to give Porrim his location BUT FEEL FREE TO HAVE HER STUMBLE ACROSS HIM
GET YOUR TICKET READY MOM TRAIN IS PULLING INTO THE STATION
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sorry about the (month long) delay!
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You're welcome to panic all you want, but it'll honestly cause you more trouble than it's worth.
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like on a scale of 1 to 10
also what do you mean a lack of gratitude i totally thanked you
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It seemed awfully sarcastic.
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but the grubnapping and the panic are kind of cause and effect there
like i wouldnt be panicking if i hadnt been grubnapped
and aVoiding panic is not going to make me any less grubnapped
honestly the worst thing thats happened to be so far as a result of panicking
is people getting on my case about how i shouldnt
which honestly i find highly fucking suspect
panic is the logical and perhaps only initial response in this situation
how the hell does someone get snatched away from their home and literally eVerything they know and NOT freak out
and what kind of person seriously expects any sort of comforting reassuring speech to preVent it
eVen if the speech does turn out to be 100% true
which
lets be real here
all iVe got to go on is the word of a bunch of people iVe neVer met
for all i know youre all brainwashed
or in the employ of the grubnappers
or theres some kind of oppressiVe regime its too dangerous for you to speak out against and leVel with me on whats really going on
i know NOTHING here
and that includes knowing how much i can trust what im being told by people telling me to just calm down and trust them
like seriously
do you not go through this kind of thing with EVERY new arriVal
i cant tell if you guys are just sick of the noob welcome wagon routine
or if im legit the only one to actually ask the smart questions and its weirding you guys out
either way it feels like the technique could use some work here
also i am an awfully sarcastic person
eVerything outta my chitinous windhole sounds like that
but it was at least kind of genuine
like it completely failed to reassure me and i still dunno how much of it i can or should trust
but its more than i had to go on before the hologram
so on that leVel i was being sincere i guess
also just cause i haVent ruled out the other
honestly more logical in some ways possibilities
doesnt mean iVe ruled out the possibility that your message mightVe been totally legit
in which case its Value goes up eVen more retroactiVely
but since i cant imagine a beneVolent grubnapping under the circumstances
i kinda need to rule out all the shady shit first
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until such point im gonna go with the more reasonable WHY THE SCINTILLATING FUCKRIBBONS DID I GET TRANSPORTED TO AN ALIEN PLANET AND WHERE DO I GET OFF response
just as productiVe as being calm about it but way more cathartic
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You're as trapped here as the rest of us. Another reason why panicking and such will get you no where.
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so how about people stop telling me what i should do when they dont haVe any more productiVe options to offer themselVes
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As for the panicking thing, go right ahead please give me something to enjoy.
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really limber up my prongs to this deVices keypad
iVe barely eVen touched the capslock yet
youre in for a wild goddamn ride
that said
life cant be as great here as people are trying to conVince me it is
if yours is empty enough that the best youVe got is laughing at tourists
like is that really all you can aspire to
loVe yourself
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keep talking all sinister and condescending to me baby
i loVe that highblood shit
makes my bulge want to crawl into my own nook to fucking hide
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