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[spacedragonmonk]

[Text]
Quick question, nothing important but if you had literally every inch of you covered with a sticky smelly ass slime, where would be a good place to get it off?

No big hurry but I'd like this answered like yesterday.
Also back. Sorry was indisposed won't be happening again if I can help it



[Action]

It was a perfectly normal day in main city of Genessia. The air was crisp but not yet frigid, festivities were winding down leaving a sort of merry afterglow to the people, nearly every damn thing was on sale...with everything covered in snow, it was a picture perfect winter day. Nothing could possibly ruin it.

You know, except for that icky looking humanoid blob running past. You know, it almost looks like a person with big dragon wings if they weren't covered in thick goopy slime. You can even see her face as she blindly runs down the street, perhaps into you, and she's totally disgusted. Maybe she could use help? Or a talking to if she ran you over...

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CW: nude bathing!

[spacedragonmonk]

[Adeline wastes no time getting into the hot spring at which point the slime on her body begins to sizzle energetically. Certainly was convenient that hot springs were so ingrained in unconscious minds as a source of purity!]

Sorcery usin the Warp, magic basically.

[gammavirginis]

[ Porrim grabbed a sponge and a brush and descended into the spring after her. She laughed. ]

Spectacularly informative. What is the Warp?

[spacedragonmonk]

[Adeline snatches herself her own brush and dips herself under the water for a good time, long enough that one might worry she'll drown.]

[Naturally, she doesn't, emerging from the water with her head and shoulders mostly clean from the worst of the slime. When she hears Porrim's question, she begins to explain complete with over-the-top hand gestures]

The Warp's like....fuck I aint no good explain' this magic shit....okay, its like this big...energy thing that surrounds us and penetrates us and shit. Folks with souls, that can feel emotions, can kinda....res...on..ate? Yeah the resonate with it and bend reality over and make it take it up the ass to do magic 'n shit like that.

[gammavirginis]

Admittedly alien sounding.

[ She wades behind Adeline to start trying to scrub off the stuff the dragon woman couldn't reach. The stench got worse as she did so, and she tried her best not to retch. ]

[spacedragonmonk]

[It sure was convenient that she was equally naked suddenly! :v]

Well we are all technically aliens ta here, ain't we? [Her chest rumbles with restrained laughter as she gingerly rolls her shoulders so that Porrim could get between the joints where her wings join into her back] I mean, lookit me and ya compared to the average local berk, yeah?

But yeah, so I was practicing magic but....so the Warp is like, a non-material realm of emotion and shit so when you go pokin it, it tends ta poke back. Aaaand I think I...mightagotnabbedbyadaemonintotheWarpforawhile.

[gammavirginis]

What was that last part?

[spacedragonmonk]

I....think I might have gotten nabbed by a daemon and dragged into the Warp for a while?

[P-pokerface?]

[gammavirginis]

Okay. [ Porrim didn't understand why that was embarrassing? ]

Well that explains why you were gone, then. Was it very unpleasant? Do you want to talk about it?

[spacedragonmonk]

Iiiiiii.....huh. Now that I think about it, I don't actually remember what happened. I just remember seeing the puckering asshole in reality, getting dragged into it and then there I am, completely nude on the street completely covered in stanky ass slime.

[So just a typical black out drunk day in the Warp. Nothing to be embarassed about :v]

[gammavirginis]

Inconvenient, to say the least! Do you have other clothes?

[ She lightly grasped Adeline's wing by it's tip so she could lightly tug it to open and start wiping sludge off. ]

[spacedragonmonk]

[She sighs blissfully. Truly it was rapturous to get that weight off her wings!]

Yeah, but they're at home in Everglade. S'no biggie. Wouldn't be the first time I went streaking through a district. [She laughs and looks off into the distance as she scrubs her arms down, as if remembering a fond memory] Sure pissed the Tin Men off! They were after me for months after that! Course it mighta been the whole 'defacin their station on accounta them getting between me and the guys I was shankin' thing but that's water under the bridge. Totally. Mostly.

[Ooops, that wing wants to (re)flex! Watch your face] Shit sorry! You okay back there? S'a touch titchy back there yannow?

[gammavirginis]

[ It would have been fine if it hadn't just smeared like an unpleasant amount of the sludge all over Porrim's face - which is actually *any* amount but yeah

Porrim couldn't even say anything she just stood kind of shocked and horrified, in denial about what just happened.

Then the smell hit. ]

Oh god.

[spacedragonmonk]

[Welp there goes her face lighting up like a lamp. Also there goes her face in general she just starts to dip under the water in shame]

[She'll emerge a bit later to say]

Just get under the water quick! Ya can't smell it down there! Oh yeah and it'll...wash off and shit...

[gammavirginis]

[ Porrim wasted no time taking her advice and immediately submerged. She scrubbed the vile substance off as quick as she could and then reemerged. ]

Bleh!

[spacedragonmonk]

[At least Adeline looks properly apologetic about the whole thing]

Porr, I'm so fething sorry! 'll make it up ta ya, swear on me bitch of a mum!

[gammavirginis]

It's fine. You've been covered it in for far longer. Also that's not a very nice thing to say about your mother... or alternatively not a very useful swear.

html fail >.<

[spacedragonmonk]

Still, shoulda warned ya soon 'bout how twitchy my wings get. Stupid reflexes.

Eh, s'prolly right bout the second but I ain't got much sympathy for mum, what with her walkin out on da when I was a wee sprat. Also the whole 'banging my da ta try and make someone like me to indoctrinate her into her cult' thing too. Fucking bitch. [For a moment, her eyes narrow and glow as if a smouldering flame was lit behind them.]

S'not important though! Didn't mean ta slime ya, so's lets get a drink afterwards ta make up for it. Or order one if ya wanna just laze 'bout here, yeah?

[gammavirginis]

Drinks sound good. Ordering in sounds good. Lazing about also sounds good.

[ Suggestive tone. ]

We can do more than laze about, if you're into it.

[spacedragonmonk]

[With an equally suggestive tone]

Not on a first date, darl. Wouldn't want people ta think 'm tha easy, yeah?

[A smile and wink before she gets back to airing out her slime-coated legs to get the sludge off. Totally not showing those purple toned legs off at all. N O P E .]

So, what's yer poison?

[gammavirginis]

[ Well that was encouraging, although she'd be lying if she said she wasn't a little disappointed. She continued to clean off Adeline's wings. There was a lot of surface area to cover. ]

My favorite beverage is not something that you can really order in, but I've dabbled in a few different ones. Human soporifics are occasionally interesting. Wine or fruit juice is nice.

[spacedragonmonk]

Ahh, less for the smashin' and more the flavor, yeah? [She raises a finger to her chin and becomess silent for a bit, partially to think and partially to keep her wings from flapping all over the place. She snaps her fingers a moment later, seemingly having come to a decision]

Yeah, not in a mood ta get hammered either. Be a shame ta forget anythin, yeah? [WINKY WONKY :V] By the by, what's yer preferred? For...future references.

[gammavirginis]

Getting 'smashed' by drinking fluids is a little strange to me. Or just in general. I never really did it before since I entered my session at six sweeps old and soporifics were generally restricted to someone at least nine solar sweeps. It never really occurred to me to try to alchemize any during my time in the ring. I had plenty of other things to do with my time.

[ Oh, she was asking about the thing. Which really wasn't surprising since she left it dangling out there, but now she had to decide if she was gonna actually reveal it or cop out. ]

The preferred would be... blood.

[spacedragonmonk]

Ehh, its a cultural and control thing on Sigil. If you can afford gettin smashed, it means yer well enough off to pay for it and feel safe enough ta be able to do so without problems, yeah?

[And the incredibly notable and large reaction to the revelation is.....a blink of her eyes and the facial equivalent of a shrug]

Oh, so yer a vampire. Huh, suppose that could explain some things. Neat.

[gammavirginis]

[ She probably shouldn't be surprised, which is why she even brought it up to begin with, but its still nice to have it NOT BE A THING. ]

Not all 'vampires' have the best reputation here. Although technically i'm a Rainbow Drinker.

[spacedragonmonk]

Ehhh, I go on a case-by-case basis on folk. S'easier that way. After all, never know what or who'll be yer basher this week and tryin' ta shank ya the next back home. That and my sifu was a vampire, so there's that too.

Rainbow Drinker? So what, ya drink the rainbow? [She lets out a quick snort of good natured laughter as she begins working on the hard to reach spots on her legs.]