genessia | Job #001

So.

[ The video turns on and by the surroundings it's clear that the owner isn't far from the bay, but that's until it shifts and reveals the grinning face of none other than Yato himself. A guy who probably doesn't pose the greatest 'image' with wearing a tracksuit and what appeared to be a raggedy looking scarf.

However he looks pleased as punch with a stupid looking grin plastered all over his face. ]

It's not exactly everyday your resident kidnappers decide to give you money, a general explanation and a new phone on arrival. I mean, hey. I'm not complaining because I find it strangely hospitable, if not a little weird.

[ Such is clear now he's not exactly standing on the ground but walking easily along the precarious edge of a fence now without any care whatsoever ]

Either way, what's a guy to to deny things when they're given to them free of charge?

[ Cue a borderline silly wink here before he grins again. ]

If i'm gonna be stuck here for a while though, least I could do is an introduction of sorts. [ Yato clears his throat and strikes a pose... while effortlessly standing on that fence, holding himself up proud as he addresses everyone without the slightest shred of shame whatsoever. ]

Fast, affordable and reliable~!

Delivery God Yato, at your service!

[ Is he serious? Yes. Yes he completely is. 150%. ]

If you have any odd jobs you need done, i'm your guy and available absolutely any time for any job you need taken care of~!

So! With that said, it's a pleasure to be here in dear old Genessia and I look forward to meeting you all!

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Delivery God...?

Do you assist in matchmaking other gods?

[Yes, he noticed the awful tracksuit and scarf that looked like it needed to be washed once. But he doesn't seem to question the fact that he's a god. He literally believes him as soon as he says it.]

This was an interesting introduction. Delivery God Yato. I am Belle.

[She paused briefly.]

I don't have any jobs right now, I will say. Sorry.

You sound really, oddly happy to be here. I mean you pretty the quickest to already start working if you are new.

[Which was pretty amazing to be honest.]

My, Monsieur Yato, aren't you just adorable~

Hmm...

[ That was a new one that he hadn't heard before. Such an idea was quite entertaining though as a lot of the gods could use matchmaking. Desperately. ]

I haven't tried that yet but I probably could if given the chance~

What a pleasure to meet you, Belle.

[ He gives a bit of a half bow - even though it's just through video and not in person - before straightening up once again and hopping off the fence he'd been walking on prior. ]

When I'm not working you can just call me Yato just the same, and as for the jobs part. That's totally fine! I assume it's easy to reach people by their phones like how we're doing now so if you do have something that needs done, just let me know.

[ He shrugs his shoulders before flashing a brilliant smile once more. When you're a vagrant God who doesn't really have a real home, and then come to a place where they hand you money and a means to get a place just like that? Pretty much a mood uplifter right there. ]

Considering the circumstances, I have all the reasons to be happy when it comes to being here.

[ Did he miss Yukine and Hiyori? Yup. Was he gonna let that slow him down? Absolutely not. ~~Not yet anyway~~ ]

Most might not be considering it's essentially a kidnapping but who can complain? I simply happen to see opportunities and things that can be done instead of moping around like some might upon their arrival.

[ Not precisely the reaction he'd hoped for but it IS better than his validity of a god being in question. ]

Why thank you for the sweet compliment, miss~

[ Well, Lupin is sort o religious but only parts ~~like the clothing part when it's useful~~, so if someone wants to call himself a god then that's fine isn't it?

"Miss" though? ]

I'm a man, actually, but it's an easy mistake that I don't mind~

[ OH man. It's good that the other didn't take offense to that. Seriously. Last thing he wanted to do was make a negative impression on anyone so soon after arriving. ]

O-Oh good!

[ In which Yato is actually using a shred of tact for this kind of thing instead of being his normal ridiculous self. ]

I'd really not wanna offend anyone right after I got here, ya know?

[ Had it been any other thief...

He chuckles, amused. ]

Oh, that is most understandable. Unfortunately one cannot go through life without a few bumps in the road, but if they can be avoided then that is certainly to be preferred.

You definitely got a point there.

[ Oh he knows that all too well, as he's been around for quite some time now and there's been some 'bumps' in the road of his life up until now. Ones he wished he could have avoided. ]

Hoping to kinda make things work around here if I can, and getting people to remember my face is the first step to doing that.

It probably is the easiest and quickest way to contact one another, yes and I am sure in the future I will have something I would like you to do. It... just so happened it wasn't right now.

[She gives an apologetic smile at that.]

Don't worry about it.

[ He flashes her a grin at that. ]

I'm probably going to be stuck here for some time yet, so there will be plenty of opportunities that will pop up in the future with this place being as vast as it is.

[Are those tears in his eyes? Mikoto looks at him as if...well, he's a god.]

I've been trying for months! There's a god here, and if he's stupid, the human is even worse. But if you're a god...you probably know about other gods too. I'll pay you as much as you want.

Does that mean you deliver food to other gods?

[Sorry Yato when you say delivery god the only thing Anubis thinks to compare it to is the food delivery he's heard about.]

Not just to other gods but to anyone, really~!

I can take on any job at any time!

Because it is technically a kidnapping. A... weird kidnapping, but one never the less.

[Considering they let them do as they please once they are here. Which was odd and not something one usually does when kidnapped.]

Though admittedly I didn't mope one bit when I first arrived. Just amazed at the whole hologram thing at the entrance.

[ You know how long he's wanted someone to actually look at him that way? ~~Watching Tenzin lord it up over him with how popular he was didn't make it any easier~~ So this just kind of made his day in about a thousand ways.

Plus the added bonus of the other being willing to pay anything for it kind of helped because DAMN. He really wanted his own shrine, okay? ]

I do have a fair knowledge on other gods, yes.

[ He holds up a hand with all his fingers splayed out to indicate a number quite clearly. ]

In order to take on any job, all I initially require is five yen and we can work out the other details later.

[ Such a small amounrt. Just like making an offering to a god at their shrine. ]

Like you telling me more about this so I can see about trying to make this whole thing work out~!

Yeaaaah all that fancy hologram stuff was pretty cool. I can admit that much.

This place is really not anything like Tokyo or any place i've been to in Japan so why not make the best of it while i'm here?

[ Being an optimist was better than being a downer, right? ]

Please ignore what Mikoto-senpai said.

It's nice to meet you, Yato-san. Which mythology are you from?

[The voice on the line is gruff, but not mean-spirited.]

All the free stuff doesn't make you the least bit suspicious?

[His smile is amicable enough, even though his tone is a little uncertain.]

Well met, Yato. I'm Richard Cypher. [He pauses for a moment.] I think something more than just a simple abduction is going on, but I don't have any proof of that.

[And then he looks a little confused and curious.] That sounds like you do a lot more than deliveries.

I must say, your optimism is quite refreshing to see here, Mr. Yato.

Only five yen? Okay, if that's what you want. It's a lot of work though. Should I come to the Bay?

Ignore Yui-san. She's the one this is for.

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