Job #001

[fiveyengod]

So.

[ The video turns on and by the surroundings it's clear that the owner isn't far from the bay, but that's until it shifts and reveals the grinning face of none other than Yato himself. A guy who probably doesn't pose the greatest 'image' with wearing a tracksuit and what appeared to be a raggedy looking scarf.

However he looks pleased as punch with a stupid looking grin plastered all over his face. ]

It's not exactly everyday your resident kidnappers decide to give you money, a general explanation and a new phone on arrival. I mean, hey. I'm not complaining because I find it strangely hospitable, if not a little weird.

[ Such is clear now he's not exactly standing on the ground but walking easily along the precarious edge of a fence now without any care whatsoever ]

Either way, what's a guy to to deny things when they're given to them free of charge?

[ Cue a borderline silly wink here before he grins again. ]

If i'm gonna be stuck here for a while though, least I could do is an introduction of sorts. [ Yato clears his throat and strikes a pose... while effortlessly standing on that fence, holding himself up proud as he addresses everyone without the slightest shred of shame whatsoever. ]

Fast, affordable and reliable~!

Delivery God Yato, at your service!

[ Is he serious? Yes. Yes he completely is. 150%. ]

If you have any odd jobs you need done, i'm your guy and available absolutely any time for any job you need taken care of~!

So! With that said, it's a pleasure to be here in dear old Genessia and I look forward to meeting you all!

Comments

[Video]

[the_heroine]

Delivery God...?

Do you assist in matchmaking other gods?

[Yes, he noticed the awful tracksuit and scarf that looked like it needed to be washed once. But he doesn't seem to question the fact that he's a god. He literally believes him as soon as he says it.]

[Video]

[fiveyengod]

Hmm...

[ That was a new one that he hadn't heard before. Such an idea was quite entertaining though as a lot of the gods could use matchmaking. Desperately. ]

I haven't tried that yet but I probably could if given the chance~

[Video]

[the_heroine]

[Are those tears in his eyes? Mikoto looks at him as if...well, he's a god.]

I've been trying for months! There's a god here, and if he's stupid, the human is even worse. But if you're a god...you probably know about other gods too. I'll pay you as much as you want.

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[namemeansbeauty]

This was an interesting introduction. Delivery God Yato. I am Belle.

[She paused briefly.]

I don't have any jobs right now, I will say. Sorry.

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[fiveyengod]

What a pleasure to meet you, Belle.

[ He gives a bit of a half bow - even though it's just through video and not in person - before straightening up once again and hopping off the fence he'd been walking on prior. ]

When I'm not working you can just call me Yato just the same, and as for the jobs part. That's totally fine! I assume it's easy to reach people by their phones like how we're doing now so if you do have something that needs done, just let me know.

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[namemeansbeauty]

It probably is the easiest and quickest way to contact one another, yes and I am sure in the future I will have something I would like you to do. It... just so happened it wasn't right now.

[She gives an apologetic smile at that.]

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[strawberrypenguin]

You sound really, oddly happy to be here. I mean you pretty the quickest to already start working if you are new.

[Which was pretty amazing to be honest.]

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[fiveyengod]

[ He shrugs his shoulders before flashing a brilliant smile once more. When you're a vagrant God who doesn't really have a real home, and then come to a place where they hand you money and a means to get a place just like that? Pretty much a mood uplifter right there. ]

Considering the circumstances, I have all the reasons to be happy when it comes to being here.

[ Did he miss Yukine and Hiyori? Yup. Was he gonna let that slow him down? Absolutely not. Not yet anyway ]

Most might not be considering it's essentially a kidnapping but who can complain? I simply happen to see opportunities and things that can be done instead of moping around like some might upon their arrival.

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[strawberrypenguin]

Because it is technically a kidnapping. A... weird kidnapping, but one never the less.

[Considering they let them do as they please once they are here. Which was odd and not something one usually does when kidnapped.]

Though admittedly I didn't mope one bit when I first arrived. Just amazed at the whole hologram thing at the entrance.

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[tresbeau]

My, Monsieur Yato, aren't you just adorable~

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[fiveyengod]

[ Not precisely the reaction he'd hoped for but it IS better than his validity of a god being in question. ]

Why thank you for the sweet compliment, miss~

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[tresbeau]

[ Well, Lupin is sort o religious but only parts like the clothing part when it's useful, so if someone wants to call himself a god then that's fine isn't it?

"Miss" though? ]

I'm a man, actually, but it's an easy mistake that I don't mind~

[Text]

[guardsdogs]

Does that mean you deliver food to other gods?

[Sorry Yato when you say delivery god the only thing Anubis thinks to compare it to is the food delivery he's heard about.]

[Text]

[fiveyengod]

Not just to other gods but to anyone, really~!

I can take on any job at any time!

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[graduations]

Please ignore what Mikoto-senpai said.

It's nice to meet you, Yato-san. Which mythology are you from?

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[fiveyengod]

Oh~? Why for?

[ Oh yes he's incredibly cheeky and he's WELL aware of this. Figuring she must have said that as maybe being one of the two parties involved in that boy's request above. ]

Likewise! [ He takes a second to think about it. ] Japanese mythology if anything. I'm not really as well-known as some of them out there buuuuut i'm working on it.

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[graduations]

Because the situation is being handled and I've already told him as much, he's just being impatient.

[ So there. She looks a little embarrassed about it, but she really doesn't want to get strangers involved in that.. she's having a hard time overcoming her own denseness as is without getting more people involved. ]

Ah! Have you met Tak- um, Susanoo-san and Tsukuyomi-san?

( audio )

[whatsbackup]

[The voice on the line is gruff, but not mean-spirited.]

All the free stuff doesn't make you the least bit suspicious?

( audio )

[fiveyengod]

I'd be lyin' if I said it didn't.

[ With how he was living before back home, free stuff is hard to come by so that's partially why he's not complaining about it. ]

It's supposed to make you feel more welcome or something, I figure. Having all that information and things on hand to help you get settled but it is pretty odd when you think about it.

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[whatsbackup]

Manufactured is what it is. [He pauses.]

You got any questions you haven't gotten answered yet?

( video )

[trueseeker]

[His smile is amicable enough, even though his tone is a little uncertain.]

Well met, Yato. I'm Richard Cypher. [He pauses for a moment.] I think something more than just a simple abduction is going on, but I don't have any proof of that.

[And then he looks a little confused and curious.] That sounds like you do a lot more than deliveries.

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[fiveyengod]

[ If it hadn't been all this free stuff given to him when he got here, it would be the strangely welcoming reception he's gotten to his introduction that kind of makes him like it here already. He hasn't had one person shoot him down or doubt him being a god so of course he's in a good mood to talk. ]

Richard Cypher, huh? Good strong name if ya ask me. [ Foreign sounding so it's neat as well. ] You've got a good intuition to catch onto something like that, and with good reason as I think the real proof's just hidden away so we won't find it.

[ What remnants of being serious there kind of ebbed away somewhat afterward and he grins. ]

Got that right! It's more of what you'd call a catchphrase~

[ video ]

[aceparagon]

I must say, your optimism is quite refreshing to see here, Mr. Yato.

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[fiveyengod]

[ Ooh. He was a 'Mr. Yato' now?

Feeling proud of this, he's about to speak up when he catches a look at her face and pales because oh my god. Was that...?

No. Why would Bishamonten be so casual with him?!

Was it some kind of game? She was going to try and kill him now that he didn't have Yukine here with him, wasn't she?! ]

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[fiveyengod]

[ No. He had to play it cool because it was just a coincidence and he couldn't assume any pretty blonde haired woman who looked like that was actually Bishamon so he'd just play it up as if he wasn't sort of having an internal battle or anything. ]

Yeah?

Has nobody else really not just appreciated the fact that they just give this kind of stuff away for free now to people who just show up here?