.: Y a t o :. God of Fortune/Happiness (
fiveyengod) wrote in
genessia2016-01-12 03:43 am
Job #001
So.
[ The video turns on and by the surroundings it's clear that the owner isn't far from the bay, but that's until it shifts and reveals the grinning face of none other than Yato himself. A guy who probably doesn't pose the greatest 'image' with wearing a tracksuit and what appeared to be a raggedy looking scarf.
However he looks pleased as punch with a stupid looking grin plastered all over his face. ]
It's not exactly everyday your resident kidnappers decide to give you money, a general explanation and a new phone on arrival. I mean, hey. I'm not complaining because I find it strangely hospitable, if not a little weird.
[ Such is clear now he's not exactly standing on the ground but walking easily along the precarious edge of a fence now without any care whatsoever ]
Either way, what's a guy to to deny things when they're given to them free of charge?
[ Cue a borderline silly wink here before he grins again. ]
If i'm gonna be stuck here for a while though, least I could do is an introduction of sorts. [ Yato clears his throat and strikes a pose... while effortlessly standing on that fence, holding himself up proud as he addresses everyone without the slightest shred of shame whatsoever. ]
Fast, affordable and reliable~!
Delivery God Yato, at your service!
[ Is he serious? Yes. Yes he completely is. 150%. ]
If you have any odd jobs you need done, i'm your guy and available absolutely any time for any job you need taken care of~!
So! With that said, it's a pleasure to be here in dear old Genessia and I look forward to meeting you all!
[ The video turns on and by the surroundings it's clear that the owner isn't far from the bay, but that's until it shifts and reveals the grinning face of none other than Yato himself. A guy who probably doesn't pose the greatest 'image' with wearing a tracksuit and what appeared to be a raggedy looking scarf.
However he looks pleased as punch with a stupid looking grin plastered all over his face. ]
It's not exactly everyday your resident kidnappers decide to give you money, a general explanation and a new phone on arrival. I mean, hey. I'm not complaining because I find it strangely hospitable, if not a little weird.
[ Such is clear now he's not exactly standing on the ground but walking easily along the precarious edge of a fence now without any care whatsoever ]
Either way, what's a guy to to deny things when they're given to them free of charge?
[ Cue a borderline silly wink here before he grins again. ]
If i'm gonna be stuck here for a while though, least I could do is an introduction of sorts. [ Yato clears his throat and strikes a pose... while effortlessly standing on that fence, holding himself up proud as he addresses everyone without the slightest shred of shame whatsoever. ]
Fast, affordable and reliable~!
Delivery God Yato, at your service!
[ Is he serious? Yes. Yes he completely is. 150%. ]
If you have any odd jobs you need done, i'm your guy and available absolutely any time for any job you need taken care of~!
So! With that said, it's a pleasure to be here in dear old Genessia and I look forward to meeting you all!

[Video]
Do you assist in matchmaking other gods?
[Yes, he noticed the awful tracksuit and scarf that looked like it needed to be washed once. But he doesn't seem to question the fact that he's a god. He literally believes him as soon as he says it.]
[Video]
[ That was a new one that he hadn't heard before. Such an idea was quite entertaining though as a lot of the gods could use matchmaking. Desperately. ]
I haven't tried that yet but I probably could if given the chance~
[Video]
I've been trying for months! There's a god here, and if he's stupid, the human is even worse. But if you're a god...you probably know about other gods too. I'll pay you as much as you want.
[Video]
Watching Tenzin lord it up over him with how popular he was didn't make it any easierSo this just kind of made his day in about a thousand ways.Plus the added bonus of the other being willing to pay anything for it kind of helped because DAMN. He really wanted his own shrine, okay? ]
I do have a fair knowledge on other gods, yes.
[ He holds up a hand with all his fingers splayed out to indicate a number quite clearly. ]
In order to take on any job, all I initially require is five yen and we can work out the other details later.
[ Such a small amounrt. Just like making an offering to a god at their shrine. ]
Like you telling me more about this so I can see about trying to make this whole thing work out~!
[Video]
Ignore Yui-san. She's the one this is for.
[Video]
It's just the initial payment to take on a job. Doesn't have to be for the whole thing.
[ A beat and he's wearing quite the grin now. ]
Actually I can get to you quicker than you think. Where are you, exactly?
As for that subject, we can discuss more of that in person~
[Video]
[He looks at him in admiration.]
I'm at my house. I can give you the address, it's in Genessia. [He sends him the coordinates so it's easy to get to.]
[Video --> Action]
If it's a request that you took to a god, I think I have an idea of how important it must be.
[ Yup. Definitely his favorite. Grinning practically from ear to ear, he nodded as his phone buzzed softly with the new message signaling the coordinates. ]
Alright. I'll be there in a moment.
[ He ends the video there and as promised, literally seems to be at Mikoto's door within the next couple of seconds to knock on it a couple of times. Being a god was so fun sometimes. ]
Hellooooo~! I'm here!
[Action]
Please, come in!
[He rushes to open the door, waiting until Yato is inside and bowing to him deeply in reverence.]
I, ah...I'm making some snacks, if you would like some. I don't know if all gods like snacks. [He freezes and seems to realize something.]
The five yen is in my room! I'm sorry, I can go get it now, Yato-sama--the living room is right there!
[Action]
Then being all frantic about the yen as well and he just smiles and shakes his head. ]
Snacks would be pretty good about now.
You don't need to apologize at all, alright? I'll head to the living room and you join me when you can.
[ He feels damn proud of how regal he'd sounded there, heading off to the room in question and unable to stop himself from feeling SO good about all of this. ]
[Action] Sorry this is so late!
Mn...I'll go get them. What would you like to drink?
[He heads into the kitchen, but he's still within earshot.]
[Action] s'okay :D
If you have any kind of tea, that'd be preferable. If not, I'll be willing to take anything you'd have on hand.
[ Sometimes being old fashioned kind of paid off. That and while he could ask for anything, he was actually trying to be a bit reserved and making up for that he wasn't all dressed up in robes like Tenjin or what a 'respectable' god might wear. ]
[Action]
[He'd run out and grab whatever he asked for because he was grateful for his help. But he's also relieved to hear his request. He comes back with a couple of trays and sets everything down. He serves him his tea and looks down at his knees. Luckily, they always keep a variety of snacks on hand, and one of his roommates is gifted at cooking and baking.]
It's not much... I hope you like it.
[Action]
Perhaps it was just because of the long-due respect he was being given or something else, but instead of just tearing into the snacks like he might if it were Hiyori and Yukine with him, he decided to tone it down for now.
Which was rare but hey. So was this kind of situation so he wouldn't waste it.Nodding sagely, he moved to grab something off one of the trays and after finishing it, his expression lights up instantly. ]
If this was anything to go by, I don't like it.
I Love it.
[ Totally gonna be trying to restrain himself as he carefully samples a few of the snacks, only afterward stopping to take a sip of tea. DAMN this was good stuff. ]
Now. Why don't you tell me about Yui-san and this guy you're trying to hook her up with, hmm?