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Jaune Arc ([personal profile] aurabble) wrote in [community profile] genessia2016-01-21 10:27 pm

2nd Aura | Video

[The video begins with Jaune adjusting it so everyone can see the new kitchen. On the pristine counter rests an unopened bottle of whiskey, two shot glasses (one of which is nearly overflowing with water), and a trading card. Jaune and Weiss are standing at the counter.]

What exactly am I doing here, Jaune?

I’m glad you could come, Weiss. Have you ever been into drinking tricks before?

No. [ Weiss was clearly the most encouraging of all of Jaune’s endeavors. ]

[His shoulders slump a little. Just a little. But he’s determined, so he steels himself and continues on confidently.] Well, I’m going to change your mind! Not only will you be left in awe by my...talents, but this is a skill that takes a lot of tries to actually master. Check this out.

[ Weiss crosses her arms, looking honestly doubtful about everything Jaune’s said. But she’s learned to be at least a little nicer to him. A little. He’s done things that have at least proven to her that letting him finish his sentence is acceptable, and she’s willing to at least see what he has in store. Who knows, maybe it’ll actually surprise her. ]

[Jaune smiles like a puppy way too eager to please. This is his chance to impress Weiss! He even turned on the video so everyone could see this. If he were honest, he had just discovered the trick, and hadn’t had any time to practice. But it didn’t look difficult, and this seemed like a good time to try it.]

Okay, Weiss. Don’t look away.

[Opening the bottle of whiskey, he keeps eyeing her out of the corner of his eye to make sure she’s still paying attention. He fills the empty glass with whiskey, miraculously not spilling any, and puts his expendable trading card on top of the glass of water. He takes a deep breath because he only has one chance at this. He flips the glass of water over…]

[But apparently doing so when your hands are sweaty from nerves isn’t a good idea because the card slips, allowing the water to splash all over the counter as well as anyone nearby. Jaune drops the glass out of shock onto the one filled with whiskey, spilling it too in the process.]

[Weiss jumps back with both of her hands up, since he most definitely got it all over her, a loud yelp passing her lips in surprise. Her voice jumps at least six octaves in a split second. When she puts her hands down, she narrows her eyes right at Jaune and balls her fists up. ]


What is wrong with you!? You just got that all over our brand new kitchen!

[Oh no Weiss is mad. Which isn’t that surprising but this was not the direction he wanted this to go in. He smiles nervously, fear obvious in his eyes, and holds up his hands to try to appease her. The fact that this is on video is forgotten. Priorities.]

That’s not the trick! It’s supposed to-- You’re supposed...it’s really impressive, I promise! Just let me try again, I have enough whiskey, and we still have water, and and maybe...let me get a towel first!

[ Weiss had given him a chance. She had. She really really had tried and now she smelled like a distillery and this was not what she wanted to deal with tonight. ]

Clean this up, I’m going to go take a shower. Don’t try that again inside the house, Jaune. You’re lucky you didn’t try to pull that in a room with carpet!

[ It doesn’t take long for Weiss to dab the worst of it out with a towel, stomping with every step as she heads upstairs. She is so done tonight. ]

[Weiss smells lovely no matter what. Jaune opens his mouth, still trying to turn this around.]

So is there a chance you’d watch outside? Maybe on a warmer day. That should give you some time in advance...because--

Because you’re so busy.


[But She’s already walking away. He thought it was a good plan because then he could practice and master the skill. He ends up running after her until he’s no longer in sight, though he does give up following her.]

[Ten minutes later, Jaune finally remembers he left the video on. He walks back to his videophone, disappointment crossing his face when he realizes it didn’t stop recording. Oh well. He looks like he’s about to say something, but he just looks away awkwardly and turns off the feed.]


[ooc: Blue is Weiss and Red is Jaune!]
whiteas: (Look you.)

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[personal profile] whiteas 2016-01-22 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
I got it wet fast enough, but the dry cleaners are closed already.[ She holds up her hand like 'stop.' ]

You do realize you very stupidly posted a video?
whiteas: (I can't concentrate.)

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[personal profile] whiteas 2016-01-22 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
If you spill something, you have to put it in water and get it out before it sets. If it sets, it stains. Even I managed to figure that out. [ And she's pretty sure she's useless with laundry. ]

Don't record me without asking again. How many times did you actually practice that?
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[personal profile] whiteas 2016-01-22 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
You couldn't do it once and managed to broadcast a video of me having water and whisky dumped on me to the entirety of Genessia. What makes you think I would even consider letting you teach me how to do that?

[ Of course she's still upset. She had plenty of time to stew in the shower. The problem with Jaune is that she's actually in the right all the time with him, except in the one thing that he hasn't managed to prove to her yet. ]
whiteas: (Penny is being a pest.)

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[personal profile] whiteas 2016-01-22 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Weiss stares at him for a moment, then sighs. ] Stop thinking it's the same for you seeing me as it is the other way around- I haven't seen you in two years, I'm not used to getting hit on all the time anymore, and frankly? I don't want to fall for anyone here again. Calm down and stop trying to impress me and we'll be fine.
whiteas: (I don't trust that.)

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[personal profile] whiteas 2016-01-23 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
I had someone here who I got closer to than I ever have with anyone. I wouldn't take it back but this place? I don't know if anyone told you but people disappear. They're just gone. There's no body to mourn, no explanation, nothing. Sometimes they come back, but 9 out of 10 times they don't remember being here or the people they left behind. I let myself get close enough to Zuko that we actually talked about not ruling out marriage. I'm not against dating and it's been long enough that I feel like I can move on, but there is zero chance that I'm going to want to give the time of day to anyone who acts like it doesn't matter what kind of a person I've become so long as I still have money and a pretty face. I wouldn't do that back home, I'd never risk going through that again with someone like that.

[ She's grown up a lot in the past two years and, while she appreciates that Jaune said he'd stop, she wants to be clear about this. Otherwise she's just going to be angry with him all the time. ]

I don't think you're a bad person Jaune. That thing with Neptune.. that was when you showed me that you were willing to consider someone else's feelings. That impressed me. Instead of fawning over me all the time, try to get to know me and we'll see if we can be friends.
whiteas: (Oh god the first option was better.)

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[personal profile] whiteas 2016-01-23 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ She listens quietly. Maybe she had him painted a little wrongly even back home.. but it's hard to believe when she's been through so many people only caring about her for those reasons. If she's the one pursuing it's different because she's never heard of someone trying to not hit on her to get to her money. But at the very least she can give him something as an apology for that. ]

I started working here as a waitress at Geraldi's Pizza. Which, by the way, is something only Sun knows right now because he was there so if you tell anyone I do know where you live. [ There. See? She's willing to cooperate. Have some information about her. ] I'm still not agreeing to a date, but if you don't mind being friends then I suppose I can stop literally slamming doors in your face. I'm not agreeing not to be mad if you ruin our new floors.
whiteas: (Their auras ready for the fight)

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[personal profile] whiteas 2016-01-23 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yes and yes, but only margherita or pineapple with light cheese. [ Weiss nods, then takes a step closer and holds out her hand.] As a frien-- [ Wait- ] When did tomato juice get involved in this? What did you do?
whiteas: (Keep going I'm totes paying attention.)

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[personal profile] whiteas 2016-01-23 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Just try it yourself. You're probably brave enough to handle putting fruit on a pancake. [ Then again they're both members of the noodles of regret club. They probably shouldn't experiment with food. ] As long as you're sure.
whiteas: (I'm right as always.)

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[personal profile] whiteas 2016-01-24 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Have that for breakfast tomorrow and if it's good, you can make some for me too. There's Uncle Jerimiah Pancake Mix in the cabinet now and I have some pineapple cans hidden in the back of the pantry if Sun hasn't found them. [ She figures he focuses on the fresh fruit anyway so it should be safe.. ] Fine, then you can shake on it.