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[magicianofwords]

 Huh, well this is new... 

[ The feed opens to a curious boy fiddling with the video before flashing a grin and nodding at his success. He could get used to video feeds no problem! Such expensive technology here. ]

Right, so hey everyone! I'm Keiichi and I'm pretty much lost! gyahaha--

That's not something to brag about isn't it? Guess not. 

[ He'll let out a nervous laugh while scratching his head. ]

So what is this place exactly? This is definitely not Japan, not in the slightest. I've only recently lived in Hinamizawa, but I did live in the city for a while... Anyone have a pointers of some sorts for me? Appreciate it. 

Stay cool!

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[noaveragecar]

It's a place called Genessia. Where it is exactly located, I don't know. But from what I can tell, it is definitely not on Earth.

[magicianofwords]

Genessia? Interesting name--

w-wait, you're telling me... we're not on Earth?! Whaaaaa!

Does that mean we're in space then?

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[tenminutes]

What kind of a creepy laugh is "gyahaha"?

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[magicianofwords]

Geh—

[ The young boy freezes at those words. Was his laugh really that creepy? Stay cool Keiichi, this is just one girl's opinion. ]

My laugh's not creepy!

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[tenminutes]

It's really creepy. I thought I was in a horror movie for a minute! Zapped out of my world and suddenly I start hearing some spooky laughter!

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[magicianofwords]

[ more arrows in the heart, geez Yurippe ]

Very funny, my laugh is not like that. Nope. How does a "normal" laugh sound like then? Huuh?

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[tenminutes]

[ It's how she wins hearts. ]

Really? Should I copy it? [ She puts her hand up though, quite serious. ] My laugh isn't exactly normal either, but it's not spooky.

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[magicianofwords]

Oh really? By all means, try it! I want to see how you perceive my oh-so spooky laugh, miss~

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[tenminutes]

Hmm...

[ Give her a second to prepare. She puts her hand on her abdomen like she's trying to make sure it's even, then lets out some horrible, nasal-y impersonation. ]

GYA HA HA HA HA!

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[magicianofwords]

[ The boy flinches at that imitation, but coughs to straighten himself up. ]

Well then, that was scary. Though I still think you're exaggerating it!

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[tenminutes]

I'm not exaggerating it at all.

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[magicianofwords]

Unless have a record of me laughing, I won't believe it. Nope, not a chance!

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[tenminutes]

You made a post, stupid. You're capable of rewatching it.

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[magicianofwords]

...Wait really? Is that how this works? H-hey don't call me stupid!

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[chestboard]

Heh... yeah, it's not the place we know at all, not at all...!

[and the person he loves is here and hates him, oh so great!!]

Aaaahh it's so annoying, isn't it-...?! Dammit....!!

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[magicianofwords]

No more Angel Mort trips and no more games...

That's just no fun at all!

What does this place have to offer us if we don't have anything?!

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[chestboard]

Waaait wait, back up.... Angel Mort....?! What is that-?! Tell me! I can sense it, I just can, there's something amazingly special about such a place!

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[magicianofwords]

You haven't been to Angel Morttttt?!

[ No.

he must-- oh wait they're not in hinamizawa. there was no way he could show him the wonders of Angel Mort as his dad did. ]

They have the most delicious "desserts" if you know what I mean. Heheheh~

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[chestboard]

[wait what-?! battler perks up at that.]

Ihihihi... hold up, just one second....! Desserts...?! Are you possibly talking about.... the luscious thighs of women...?!

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[magicianofwords]

Hehehe. You guessed it! They're waiting for us to eat them allll up. Though of course the alliance doesn't let just anyone stay. We protect them from shallow sleazeballs.

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[chestboard]

Whoa...! What?! That sounds like what I'd be into, completely!

Aah I wanna jooooinnnn!!

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[magicianofwords]

Too bad we're not in any clear distance of an Angel Mort. It's quite a shame really.

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[chestboard]

Ugh... I wonder, is there a place here that's similar...?! We have to look!

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[magicianofwords]

You're right! This place is unmarked territory for us men. We must explore!

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[chestboard]

Keiichi-san, was it....?!

I'm Battler, let's go off and make this place ours!!